Dreaming in Cityscapes

John | 25 | Upstate New York Caffeine and nicotine or else I get mean! Textbook Aeries, recovering addict, restricted free spirit.

[memewhore]

[6qubed]

she is possessed by a surly but affectionate goat

[stirs-my-passion-deactivated202]

[battling-my-demons]

[glizzygaymer]

I honestly love this for me. Like “yessss sis give us self destruction”

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[cvntyeonjun]

when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

[stuckinreversemode]

#listening to abba during quarantine

[homiedepot]

Toni Collette is a treasure

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

Said it before, saying it again: Endora is Gay Culture.

[drinksattheendoftheworld]

Bewitched is gay culture

[fail-boat]

The shelter where I volunteer got some new hissy babies and we were making progress with socialization yesterday.

[thinkveganworld]

Play video, sound on.

[chairman-buttlicker]

There was this old lady who lived across the street and cats would just appear at her house. They’d never really be seen again, and she had a cat of her own with a collar and all who never really left the house but would spend most of the day by the bay window. But the rest were just a revolving door of random cats. Which naturally meant kittens would pop up too.

So one time when I was doing my high school volunteer hours at this animal shelter, she showed up and said she had some kittens to drop off and some to pick up. I thought it was weird but I figured she fostered them and so I assumed she fostered cats and that explained the amount of random cats I’d see at her place (turns out she’d lure strays in for spaying/neutering and then take them to shelters around the area for socializing and ideally adoption).

So she dropped off three extremely socialized and friendly kittens that I guess she had picked up 2 days prior. And then grabbed a kennel thing with five feral-ass kittens one of the donors found near a dumpster.

I had seen them earlier but the day manager told me they had just gotten them the day before and they had not been socialized because they were waiting for “the expert”. And I guess that was this lady. So she puts on these thick black gloves and goes “Sweetheart can you hold this for me? I gotta prep the babies”, and I held the kennel still while this woman just 100% no fear sticks her hand in there and grabs a kitten that is NOT happy about it. She then grabbed it by the head gently, wrapped a tea towel or some type of cloth thing around it, and then laid it down to do something that was like equal parts origami fold and burrito roll?? Idek. Point is the kitten was PISSED. But it couldn’t move or anything because she wrapped it and secured the wrap with one of them big old timey baby pins. And she did it to the others as well. It didn’t even take her 5 minutes lmaooo. Then she put them back in the kennel and went home.

I asked the manager about it and he said “Oh yeah she’ll be here in 2 days to drop them off. She has a M E T H O D.” And just as he said she showed up two days later, with 5 perfectly friendly kittens in tow!

I didn’t ask because I assumed she was a witch and also I didn’t care, but I had mad respect for her 😂

[taraljc]

I wish to meet this woman and also to learn from her so that I can do this magic

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hauntedwoman]

idk if this is a hot take or not but maybe instead of guilting low-income people who buy fast fashion, maybe we should bully billionaires into giving some of their wealth to fight climate change <3 and bully the FUCK out of kylie jenner and other brands for paying their employees shit wages <3 

[homophobicavatarstyle]

bolin really said okay there’s gonna be a lot of hetero nonsense this season but in exchange here is my perfect face and body and I say thank you king

[valtsv]

*experiences romance once* augh… my delicate constitution… *develops consumptive fever and falls into a coma*

[valtsv]

did you attend middle school in the 19th century or something

[capricorpus]

i lived in a really rural town and we were doing an incubation unit in science at the time and the teacher joked that we’d better keep the baby chicks away from Kyle’s (the boy who kissed her) lips and then everyone jumped on the bandwagon and made fun of him for having the kiss of death and then he ran into the woods after school and climbed into a tree and howled for a little while in anguish (at the time his friends were also doing this really big werewolf roleplay thing) but then came down after his mom came to pick him up

he felt really bad about getting her (Katie) sick so he put all of his silly bandz in a box to give her after she got better but then the very day she returned he didn’t go to school and we never heard from him again because his whole family had left town. and like he kissed her in the first place because it was his last chance to do it since he was moving from town the next week but like the timing was crazy given the circumstances

anyway Katie got better and then she had a monopoly on the seventh grade for a little while because she had a crazy amount of silly bandz which were like a symbol of coolness so she became really popular for a solid three weeks or so and everyone forgot she kissed a werewolf and then immediately fell ill so it all worked out in the end

[abysmallylost23]

i-

[enbyhoneyfluff]

[justcatposts]

And my plan will be a succe… o hey mom 

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[mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack]

so just to be clear. shane dawson has:

mocked trayvon martin’s death

shared a GRAPHIC fantasy about mutilating and killing a black woman who called him out on racism and misogynoir

defending pedophilia on his podcast

gave multiple racist influencers platforms

one of which he made jokes about their racist scandals the whole time

the other he sympathized with when he whined about getting called a cracker in response to calling 2 of his latino employees b**ners

made a parody of nicki minaj in black face, in which he was mostly making fun of her for having plastic surgery and having a fat ass, literally a modern day minstrel show

made a song where 2 characters were at a club and the joke was that they saw a trans woman and thought she was hot, saying the t slur in said song (only source i could find)

made a video where he jacked off to a poster of willow smith (who was ELEVEN. 11 at the time)

profited off of a character who’s literally based on black stereotypes for years

done blackface in other instances i don’t even know the context of

shouted the n word

there’s a bit in another of his old videos where he literally masquerades as an immigrant who doesn’t know much english- this hasn’t been called out yet, but i remember seeing it in 6th grade (in the same video he asks a character that’s supposed to be his mom- but just him in a wig, as usual, if white people or latin people are better, and the mom character refers to as a trick question)

refers to himself as poor in his videos to this day, even though we all know he damn well isn’t.

these are 13 instances that i alone know of. if this man doesn’t face repercussions, he will continue getting away with this shit. nothing will fucking change, this will happen every 6 months. 

[la-laborista-republiko]

[talkingbirdguy]

Preach it

[justcatposts]

“I’m losing it” 

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[rainbow-burst]

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