isopod executable

25 // agender // bisexy

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[delmondo]

it hit me like a ton of bricks when i found out. this ancient picture is apparently one of eric booker AKA badlandschugs. i can’t believe he’s been a part of my life all this time.

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[tlirsgender]

I heart prey animal rage I love when characters are fucking insane with terror

[tlirsgender]

When they're not dangerous like a hunter but dangerous like a spooked horse kicking your skull in

[tlirsgender]

Let's hear it for prey animal rage let's hear it for killing everyone else in the world before you'll let them catch you

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[pastabot]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[everythingfox]

Cat vs shadow monster

[kaijuno]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[catgirltitties]

this guy just raps numbers

[louises-belcher]

[evilnicegirl]

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[segamascott]