In My OFMD Era

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[tuna-noodles]

Prayer Factory is too SHORT

[everydaylouie]

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i'm on that dracula daily train lmao. here's a song about it

[anubis-005]

Big bad pirates in love ❤️

[twoguysonebeartrap]

[vimbry-moved]

jonathan harker watching a strange man with no reflection aggresively steal his mirror and launch it out the window seconds after demonically lunging at his throat: that’s annoying :/

[totopopopo]

I just love love love this scene. Jonathan’s shaving and the count is just standing there like 🧍 (in his bathroom?!?!? Why the fuck is the count hanging out in Jonathan’s bathroom??? Maybe bc he’s doing maid service and wasn’t expecting Jonathan to wake up so soon) and Jonathan here is fucking jumpscared bc he can’t see the count in the mirror and then he fucking cuts himself and Dracula does like. A jasper from twilight wherein he sees the blood and LOSES it and just GRABS JONATHANS NECK and Jon is like uhm-! BUT THEN Dracula touched the crucifix and is like. Shocked back to reality like one of those spray shock collars for dogs to keep ‘em from barking,, and he’s like. “Haha. That was weird. Fuck this mirror” AND THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW AND THEN LEAVES AND ALL JONATHAN CAN SAY IN RESPONSE IS “well this is very annoying. How am I supposed to shave now?” ITS THE BEST SCENE IN LITERARY HISTORY WHAT A FREAKSHOW

[silvermerseybeatles]

[softpyrate]

[hewoweens]

you'll never guess what i watched lol

tiny man as a bonus:

[hydroflorix]

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

[tuna-noodles]

My inbox today: no Jonathan?

[valtsv]

2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop

2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.

[tuna-noodles]

I don’t understand the (albeit little) criticism I’ve seen for OFMD. What the fuck do you mean the show isn’t funny or that Stede and Ed don’t have chemistry??? The turtle vs crab fight?? All of episode 5?? How can you watch the moonlight scene and think that isn’t the pinnacle of high romance?? Sorry I take that shit personally

[45percenterthen]

babe wake up its out of touch blackbeard thursday

[tuna-noodles]

Can someone reassure me as to why OFMD hasn’t been renewed yet. Like I can’t sleep at night

[tomwambsgays]

run away with me

[lazylittledragon]

maybe it’s time i watch the gay pirates

[lazylittledragon]

oh this is like GAY gay i thought we were all just fantasising again

[lazylittledragon]

i’m not the same person anymore