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[angelicbreadroll]

LMAOOOO

[favdiosa-deactivated20230824-de]

I’m the type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you 

[colachampagnedad]

“I’m the type to be sexually active and eat food”

[turndownforlaxatives]

cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous

cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

please don't underestimate my ability to delete your number and act like I never met you.

[averagefairy]

you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees

[averagefairy]

people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

Quartz and Amethyst Sphere - Brazil

[chocotaur-deactivated20211206]

[obviousplant]

Bonus library drop box sign on Instagram

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

[bassoon-boss]

What

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Your leg. It ends.

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

then what’s the problem

[vinesdaily]

[j6]

LMAO WHAT IS THIS

[potterheadofficial]

GOODBYE FRIENDS FOR I HAVE FINALLY DIED FROM LAUGHTER

[hydratedbitch]

[sh4ne]

imagine if you lost a bet and you had to wear these every day for the rest of the schoolyear

[bagelbrother]

don’t you mean won

[ruinedchildhood]

when your free trial runs out

[tuesday]

ed has no girlfriend because sheeran away

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

[cravings]

teacher: this is NOT a test you can study for the night before

me:

[gifsboom]