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in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[weavemama]

GORDON RAMSEY’S TWITTER CRITIQUES IS WHAT WE NEED IN TIMES LIKE THIS 

[alonelylostdisc-deactivated2023]

OH MY GODDDDD LMAOOO

[toastoat]

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

[farmfreshmemes]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[birdsandbirds]

More “Andrea holding birds while wearing a purple hat!”

Look at this giant trumpeter swan baby!

[ruffboi-mags]

BABY????

[kedreeva]

I feel like people who haven't been up close to swans don't really understand how fuckoff big they are.

Your big-end male Canada geese max out at around 14lbs. Your big-end male swans weigh in at over 30. Trumpeter swan adults have completely black bills, black feet, and are a bit more white than this. They're also one of the bigger species.

Anyway there's a reason swans have killed people and geese haven't. They're really fucking big.

[cherubicghost]

Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.

[perhapsarat]

men really just walk around topless spitting on the ground and i have to just drive past and not run them over??? ridiculous 

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[trzns-deactivated20190422]

me making bfast for my future butch wife: here babe i made u a Filling Meal so u will have energy for ur whole day :)

her: thanks babe! i made you another chair :)

me, receiving my 86th chair of our relationship: i love you

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[studyitalia]

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

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