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cmon miracle aligner

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guys i just wrote a song!! it's super duper original so please let me know if you guys like it, i'll drop the lyrics below!💓💋

sigma alpha rizzler - the last mogging puppets

tell him when you edge and baby he will goon you,

anytime you rizz, tell him what your mewing hey, ohhh,

cmon sigma alpha rizzler, go and get em mogger,

get down on your gyat, get down on your gyat again, ohhh.

50 feet long, and rizzed up too high,

all of our looksmaxxing is by candlelight,

i just realised,

he'll griddy through the walls, and mog up behind,

made sense of the make that you were stuck in ohio,

cover your gyat.

often the beta kind, but he can't deny,

he was born to rizz your mind,

or something along those lines tonight.

tell him when you edge and baby he will goon you,

anytime you rizz, tell him what your mewing hey, ohhh,

cmon sigma alpha rizzler, go and get em mogger,

get down on your gyat, get down on your gyat again, ohhh.

so what's the prime? he'll make a grimace shake,

simple as a gun out of a fortnite game

he'll chug the jug.

often the beta kind, but he can't deny,

he was born to rizz your mind,

or something along those lines tonight.

tell him when you edge and baby he will goon you,

anytime you rizz, tell him what your mewing hey, ohhh,

cmon sigma alpha rizzler, go and get em mogger,

get down on your gyat, get down on your gyat again, ohhh.

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i'm really interested in the story of priscilla presley, but i feel like i know like barely any information and i really want to study her for my art gcse project! would anyone be kind enough to tell me some of the stuff that wasn't shown in her movie because i feel like ive seen that she's done other things that weren't mentioned, plus the film only showed her life with elvis. is she like a complete victim like the film showed or is there more to it?

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Honey its okay you dont have to post like your advertising your blog

don't call me that i don't like it

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me trying not to get angrys🤬 when i see videos on tiktok to my favourite song because what i DO💜 like oh no no no no girl you don't understand miracle aligner like i do don't even think about IT💜 that mini song is MINE💜 gang know i fw miracle ALIGNER💜 because i asked her for a miracle aligner like a miracle aligner smiley face☺️ like after you miracle it can you aligner IT💜 like mommy mama a miracle aligner behind YOU💜 but fiona is that a miracle aligner in the BACKGROUND💜 no it's ME💜 and mama that BURN💜 whenever i see other DIVAS💜 talking about my favourite song and like if i could be any song which would i be i would be miracle aligner because alex turner worked for what she GOT💜 he wasn't some little hoe SINGER💜 and i really am holding SPACE💜 with this song and ALEX TURNER💜 and i sat down at tlsp headquarters and i said this song is my HISTORY💜 and that's what this is😊

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sososo random but guys i seriously don't know whether to go to collge or 6th form!!!! like ahhhh i'm just a teenage girl what i DO💜

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do yous fw beautiful cabin crew🌹 scarlett johansson💋💋 or mo??

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TO ANYONE THINKING THAT THEY ARE THE BIGGEST FAN OF MIRACLE ALIGNER BY THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS, you are not. 1561 streams. 6374 minutes. 106 hours. 4 and a half days of my life listening to this song this year. am i the goat at listening to miracle aligner? yes i am. is it me if i was a song? yes it is. i will not stop until every single one of you in this fandom knows it's MY favourite song. no ifs or buts. it's mine.

this is a threat.

[shitbl0gger]

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this is so fckn real

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is anyone else seeing miles kane on the 21st november in liverpool and is there any way we all team together and like force him to play dealer??????

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nevermind guess which bitch is seeing miles fucking kane this year again!!!!!!!!

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born to see miles kane live again, forced to be drinking gravy whilst listening to my sad playlist in my room

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trust guys i WILL be seeing miles again this year but i fucking swear if the show ends and the words please don't try to find me through my dealer haven't travelled through my eardrums i will be jumping over that barricade and challenging miles to a thumb war😾😾😾

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wait guys did the "the view from" video of matt at diddys party get taken down bc i can't find it?????

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good day my loyal followers i apologise for my absence but homegirl has a boyfriend now yahhhh🔥🔥🔥🔥 and i have so not been in my alex turner era so i can't bring myself to write fics so sorry to anyone who would want them😣 but anyways i was just hopping on here because i'm low-key fed up of seeing no.1 party anthem on my fyp like GUYS. i was singing the look of love the rush of blood when everybody else was still i wanna be your vaccum cleaner and i KNOW it's popular but now i feel like it's really super duper popular like ugh

[lalaballa]

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as miracle aligners official no1 fan (confirmed by miles) we will in fact go and get em tigers

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guys i could cry "big stage all on my own"🥹🥹 he deserves all this and more oh my god

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WAIT guys why are louise and alex kinda cute.... it's the 'paris 23' polaroid pic of them i can't