Turning on the Starlight

22.

[thefederalistfreestyle]

Mixtape liner notes [x x x x]

[aspirationalbrand]

beyonce deciding which genre to take over next

[quakerjoe]

There has NEVER been a point in US history where not ONE of the living, former Presidents did NOT support the candidate of their party. ALL the current, living former presidents and the incumbent do NOT support Trump. 

[appropriately-inappropriate]

You know it’s bad when the first bi-partisan agreement in eight years is ‘don’t vote for that fuckhead"

[derpiana]

[voynichs]

british romanticism: i went into the woods and i found a beautiful woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was my Muse and the woods is my mind

american romanticism: i went into the woods and found the devil and he gave me a clock, but the clock was actually the industrial revolution and it fucking killed me

[callimachean]

italian romanticism: i went into the woods and toppled face down over a root which proves nature is but a cruel stepmother, also this must somehow be a sign that God wants us to get rid of those fucking austrians

[firmine]

french romanticism: i went into the woods and found a peasant woman, but she wasn’t really a woman, she was the Republic and the woods is the people of France, wild, free and unconquered

[desuex]

polish romanticism: i didn’t go into the woods and i didn’t find any woman, we held a seance instead and summoned ghosts and listened to how they died, and then i was in a prison cell listening to my inmates while having existential crisis, but bottom line fuck Russia, Prussia and Austria

[jethroq]

Finnish romanticism: me and my six brothers went into the woods and built a new house, but got drunk and the sauna caught fire and we had to escape half-naked

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

STREET TACOS

[chubbycattumbling]

[citymod]

Jennifer Garner’s secret talent

[springfieldusa]

[honestlybelievedinyou]

I don’t know about you, but it

everything will be alright if I stay in my igloo.

[teashoesandhair]

If you think you’ve hit rock bottom, just remember that my bank once froze my accounts because I bought a healthy ready meal at my local supermarket and they classed it an ‘uncharacteristic purchase’

[persrephone-deactivated20171009]

fall things that remind me of the houses

gryffindor: jumping into a pile of leaves, oversized sweaters, the scent of cinnamon, running in the rain with friends, exploring haunted houses, watching the stars on a chilly night

slytherin: black coffee, rainy days, the sound of leaves crunching under your feet, marshmallows with hot chocolate, walking though the woods on a foggy day, the tiny droplets on red-golden leaves

hufflepuff: fuzzy socks to keep you warm, small cafes, the pitter patter of rain, warm cheeks on a cold day, being bundled up in a pile of blankets, the sun peaking though a dark sky

ravenclaw: reading a book as the rain falls silently outside, warm sweaters, frostbitten fingers, brown leather boots, carving out pumpkins, flannels and cozy pajamas

[trapcard]

Sky High 2 in the Works with Original Director

Original Sky High director Mike Mitchell is working with Walt Dohrn on a sequel to the 2005 Disney superhero comedy.

Please…god let this happen…..

[missedmyhearts-deactivated20210]

Physics is the study of the movement of bodies in space and it can unlock the mysteries of the universe. But it cannot answer the essential question of what is our purpose here, and to me the purpose of life is to love, and to love is what you have shown me. I never thought I would have a friend until I met Abby, and now I feel like I have a family of my own, and I love you. (insp.)

[perhapsarat]

Why every single emotion and outburst Harry James Potter had during Order Of The Phoenix was justified: A 400 page essay by me

[mercutihoe]

Why just because every outburst was justified doesn’t make it any more interesting of a book to read and therefore I have every right to still complain about it: a 401 page essay by me

[perhapsarat]

terrible essay, F and see me after class

[freshprinceofchesire-deactivate]

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

All men do is lie

[turning-onthe-starlight]

literally every episode of Say Yes To The Dress

bride: i think i kinda like this dress :)

grandma: you look like a fucking croissant. take it off