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urban hippie

[villiago-deactivated20141112]

[seifukucat]

sir could you just calm down for a second

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[slutyvirgo-deactivated20161109]

Has science gone too far?

[cat-memes-only]

[skippit-deactivated20210520]

[chuskopan]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sphinxofgrease]

this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook

[whitepeopletwitter]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

Me cooking

[unflirtatious]

“this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours”

[viergacht]

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

WHAT THE FUCk

[boots-n-cats]

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

[bigeisamazing]

[respectfulmemes]

[thotstark]

[goawfma]

skai scalped azealia banks you’d think people know better than to mess with her 😭

[flavorful]

When daddy lessons comes on shuffle

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]