Thank you Chef

Jackson, 28, he/him If you arrived here while looking for the right wing political organization, that's too bad, dork. Get a life.

[sourdoughstarter]

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

[nick-nonya]

[loathsomespider]

[maidthings]

having extremely bad mental health happening to you is no excuse to stop doing 2/10 bits

[sloppystyle]

[turning-point-usa]

Me as fuck, man. All the damn time, even.

[cryptotheism]

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

[cryptotheism]

Mister President it happened again. You have to help them. Please you have to help america.

[dogpuppy]

[bunniope]

[bgm05]

[everyteenager4free2]

[turning-point-usa]

And he said unto them:

"It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for somebody who owns a Funko pop to enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

[treecitysessions]

Will you guys lose respect for me if I show you my bowl

[treecitysessions]

[digiweed]

yes

[aflo]

Respect the classics

[rinnegami]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[yanmagotchi]

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[rosekin]

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"