No clue what I'm doing

18+ independent blog "Hey guys, this is Dave Strider here." ( This blog contains a canon divergent Dave Strider who was turned into a slime boy. The main kinks of this blog wil be Dave getting transformed and flattened. There will be general tom-foolery as well )

[tastylittlepixie]

god I need to get sat on so catastrophically badly

anal vore doesn't even have to be involved. if it has I won't complain but truly I just need my small body to be buried under someone's hot ass

[turntech-ruler]

(Ugh I just wanted to show someone a Tumblr post I read forever ago and I can't find it because it's too much to ask that Tumblr has a working search function)

[brewingapprentice]

INTRODUCTION

Gordon sighs and picks up his apron as he starts tying it to himself, getting ready for another day at work. He's been at this job for quite a while and this average human has seen things that most wouldn't believe.... he's seen squid people, demons, weird Grey skinned aliens, and even dragons coming in to get their next cup of coffee. Walking out, the brown haired twenty year old steps behind the counter and picks up a notepad and pen.

"Welcome to the Nexus Coffeeshop, what can I get you today?"

[brewingapprentice]

INTRODUCTION

Gordon sighs and picks up his apron as he starts tying it to himself, getting ready for another day at work. He's been at this job for quite a while and this average human has seen things that most wouldn't believe.... he's seen squid people, demons, weird Grey skinned aliens, and even dragons coming in to get their next cup of coffee. Walking out, the brown haired twenty year old steps behind the counter and picks up a notepad and pen.

"Welcome to the Nexus Coffeeshop, what can I get you today?"

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Send me a scenario to my inbox that you'd like to roleplay with my muse.

Remember to specify muse for multi-muse blogs!

[brewingapprentice]

INTRODUCTION

Gordon sighs and picks up his apron as he starts tying it to himself, getting ready for another day at work. He's been at this job for quite a while and this average human has seen things that most wouldn't believe.... he's seen squid people, demons, weird Grey skinned aliens, and even dragons coming in to get their next cup of coffee. Walking out, the brown haired twenty year old steps behind the counter and picks up a notepad and pen.

"Welcome to the Nexus Coffeeshop, what can I get you today?"

[brewingapprentice]

(How do I get myself out there? I want to do more but I have no idea how especially since this is a sideblog)

[turntech-ruler]

(Hey by the way if any of you hate people being Bi, gtfo my blog. Don't need haters)

[brewingapprentice]

INTRODUCTION

Gordon sighs and picks up his apron as he starts tying it to himself, getting ready for another day at work. He's been at this job for quite a while and this average human has seen things that most wouldn't believe.... he's seen squid people, demons, weird Grey skinned aliens, and even dragons coming in to get their next cup of coffee. Walking out, the brown haired twenty year old steps behind the counter and picks up a notepad and pen.

"Welcome to the Nexus Coffeeshop, what can I get you today?"

[brewingapprentice]

INTRODUCTION

Gordon sighs and picks up his apron as he starts tying it to himself, getting ready for another day at work. He's been at this job for quite a while and this average human has seen things that most wouldn't believe.... he's seen squid people, demons, weird Grey skinned aliens, and even dragons coming in to get their next cup of coffee. Walking out, the brown haired twenty year old steps behind the counter and picks up a notepad and pen.

"Welcome to the Nexus Coffeeshop, what can I get you today?"

[turntech-ruler]

(Thinking about making a new oc blog with one I made with my friends on Discord... just not sure if anyone would interact)

[turntech-ruler]

(I don't want to alarm anyone.... BUT HOLLOW KNIGHT SILK SONG HAS A GAME PAGE NOW FOR XBOX, NINTENDO SWITCH, AND PLAYSTATION. COMPLETE WITH ESRB RATINGS. THIS IS NOT A JOKE)

[bimbogardevoirnoal]

Adult Swim + Granny Moto

*granny moto gets into the pool fully nude, murring as she feels the cold water on her skin*

[turntech-ruler]

*Dave also climbs into the pool, though he's a bit more bashful when it comes to being completely naked.*

[bimbogardevoirnoal]

Casually topless and bottomless (Dave running into Granny Moto)

*granny moto was out for a naked jog, the old woman squirting some sport drink into her mouth as she wraps sweat from her brow*

[turntech-ruler]

*Dave is just sitting on a park bench when he suddenly sees the naked older lady, blushing a deep red color as he can only stare.*

[mount-meow-meow]

You guys should be grateful she's immobile, means she can't stuff everyone down her throat

My hoverpads say otherwise

Same for these robot tendrils

You ain't safe from me

[mount-meow-meow]

HAH

You're desperate to fatten my ass too huh

You want me to fart out what's left of you while I get even thiccer

[mount-meow-meow]

What you think I'm just going to squash you?

what's in it for me???

[turntech-ruler]

.....pretty sure I've got some cake around here somewhere. Or a large stack of cash if that's more your speed

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[allvampiresaretransgender]

damn right

[little-blurry-stars5]

PLEASE UNFOLLOW !!!

[turntech-ruler]

Baichizo here heard someone might be interested in a personal trainer.

"....wow I uh.... I am looking respectfully."