The Caged Bird

Your name is Davesprite and for as long as you've known, you've been in this facility for your entire life. [Independant Davesprite RP blog. Please read About page.] [Currently looking for people from his timeline]

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

okay!

i'm on

god damn, the scientists had me under some sort of knock out drug. seriously.

they did some weird tests on me and i was stuck in a class case for a while. it was fucking horrible.

but i'm back now, bitches!

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

dilutedaspirations replied to your post: guess who came back?

Gloop glup. Hello. I’m jello

... uh

what's jello?

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

gone-grimdark liked your post: guess who came back?

hey there rose. what's up? thanks for a noticin that

gives me a person to talk to

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

guess who came back?

[alphajester-blog]

turntechamnesiac has entered your hive

((__haha, w✪w, l✪✪kit y✪u dude, thats a pretty si☾ k get-up. Names Feraya, wh✪’s y✪u?__))

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

feraya? strange name.

the name's davesprite. i honestly don't think i've talked to someone that takes me a moment or two to actaully understand what they're saying.

damn son

[thecatsm33ow-blog]

:33 < hi davesprite! 

:oo < woah you are like dave but a bird! how cute! 

:33 < my names nepeta nice to m33t you

:33 < im just chatting with a few furriends. how about you? 

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

dave? who the hell is dave?

man i'm not cute at all. and you sound like you're a cat. or something.

please don't eat me cat lady.

eh nothing much is really up. just trying to get through life ya know?

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

whines

[ask-jade-garden-gnostic-deactiv]

whats wrong dave? :o

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

oh hell yes

i mean.. eh.

just bored is all. what's up, lady?

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

YES. 

I KNOW WHAT IRONIC MEANS BUT I’M NOT QUITE SURE YOU DO. 

OR RATHER, IF THIS IS YOUR EARTH VERSION THIS IS A LARGE LEXICAL DISCONNECT BETWEEN OUR USE OF IT AND YOURS.

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

or maybe you know

i don't give a damn?

dude just shhh. don't question the ways of davesprite okay? you'll hurt that little head of yours way too much if you do.

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

STRIDER STOP WHINING. IT HARDLY FALLS IN LINE WITH YOUR “EARTH COOL”

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

don't you understand the term ironic man?

i don't whine. i'm way too fucking cool for that shit. seriously, think about it next time.

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

whines

[askboxmemes]

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

A compliment or insult

A story

Why you follow me

If you met me what would you do

A cute message

One thing you want to tell me

One thing you want to know about me

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

well when the hell did you guys get here? well whatever. hey there you four. i don't think i saw you before.

anyway, the name's davesprite. what's up?

[askboxmemes]

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

A compliment or insult

A story

Why you follow me

If you met me what would you do

A cute message

One thing you want to tell me

One thing you want to know about me

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

why the hell is it so quiet today? It's almost lunch time, man.

[gnosticgalaxy]

turntechamnesiac started following you.

turntechamnesiac

hey there :)

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

hey there lady

the name's davesprite. who are you?

[qhostkind]

And hell9 t9 y9u t99, sir.

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

what is with all of you gray skinned people typing all oddly? it's a little weird.

anyway, the name's davesprite. who are you?

[ulcerousumbrage]

clownassmotherfuckery started following you

turntechamnesiac started following you

tricksterjohnnyegbert started following you

[ulcerousumbrage]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOuT. WITH THE OTHER CLOWN TROLL. 

ONE COMES. AND IT TRIGGERS A CHAIN REACTION OF APPALLING CLOWNS. ONE AFTER ANOTHER. IN A HORRIBLE PERSISTENT CYCLE OF SPuRIOuS MIRACLES AND RAINBOWS.

BuT THE TRICKSTER IS OKAY. IT CAN STAY.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO A CHICKEN. 

[turntechamnesiac-blog]

hey there man calm down.

i'm not a chicken. i'm...

uh... a crowboy

what the hell are you?