Hey, I wrote a poem! Check it out: On Pandora I stand / The manliest man around / All the people swoon. Pretty ace, right? I learned how to write like that in English Lit class. Go figure.
Are you mocking me?
I know of your skills / And I know your confidence / Why waste a haiku?
Hm. Well, I mostly wrote it for people who don't, but I could write you one, too! It'll be something you had no idea about.


















