“No.”
This is accompanied by what sounds remarkably like Jack dragging his hand down his face.
“Do you have any idea what a real enemy would do? They would shut up.
“And my eyes are gorgeous.”
"Hey, not-buddy! I figured you'd be pretty eager to know how the sweaters are coming along. Good news! I'm putting the finishing touches on them as we speak.
"Who has zero opposable thumbs and knew colored macaroni made a bold fashion statement? This guy, this bot, this visionary, this fearless leader of all vault minions.
"Applause.
"Or a high five.
"Or a hug.
"Or rebooting my product line so that I can form an all claptrap circus act."













