Turtle Geek

Anything and Everything that will make you laugh your ass off or Cry, who knows?

[turtle-loving-geek]

Top or Bottom?

Tops: Leo, Scorpio, Taurus

Bottoms: Cancer, Pisces, Libra

Acts like a top but is a bottom: Aquarius, Sagittarius, Aries

Acts like bottom but is a top: Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn

[reedusgif]

I’m just tired of losing people.

[turtle-loving-geek]

Wtf...

[rheedus]

[turtle-loving-geek]

I love him and every movie and show I've seen him in.

[wasteofalife-deactivated2017082]

I’ll send a “don’t cry craft” to everyone who reblogs this

[turtle-loving-geek]

How the Signs play video games

Aries: swearing profusely, throwing their controller at the TV when they lose

Taurus: are actually really good but their fingers keep getting stuck to the controller from the food they were eating before

Gemini: talking themselves through the entire thing

Cancer: beating levels 1-4, then getting stuck on level 5 and never picking up the game again

Leo: boasting to everyone how good they are and then dying in 2 seconds

Virgo: instead of fighting enemies, they run away from them and try to find a place to hide

Libra: pushing random buttons and hoping for the best

Scorpio: yelling angrily at all the characters on the screen and crying with delight every time they kill someone

Sagittarius: finding the easiest way/lowest common denominator to advance to the next level

Capricorn: trying to get every little coin and a 100% perfect score before advancing to the next level

Aquarius: like a BO$$. No other words needed.

Pisces: not achieving any of the missions just exploring everything and getting to know the game universe

[bobbleheadturtles]

[daryldixon-fanatics]

The Walking Dead Merchandise: http://bit.ly/daryl-dixon

[moltedbee]

the signs go camping

aries: actually looks for somewhere to charge their phone and is the first to jump in the lake taurus: pranks people a lot and doesn’t share their marshmallows gemini: thinks that they tell the best scary stories cancer: the mosquito magnet that uses too much bug spray leo: brings a giant air mattress instead of a sleeping bag virgo: tries to communicate with the squirrels libra: pretends to be cold so someone shares their jacket with them scorpio: hides everyone’s clothes while they’re skinny dipping sagittarius: wanders too far from the campsite and gets chased by a bear capricorn: comes prepared with backup supplies but ends up getting everyone lost aquarius: collects leaves and flowers along the way and makes a flower crown pisces: stays up after everyone falls asleep and looks at the stars

[best-of-memes]

[samuel-matthew-halliday]

"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"

[turtle-loving-geek]

0_o

[sharaabeys]

[turtle-loving-geek]

WOMEN!

[warpedpitblog]

Attempting to mosh at Warped Tour:

What I think I look like

What I actually look like

[best-of-memes]

[heartbreakirwin]

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[taehyungult-deactivated20170104]

Michael talking to a crying fan at an HMV signing

[turtle-loving-geek]

That's adorable. So sweet

[turtle-loving-geek]

I Gotta Pee!

I've had to pee for like an hour, I just cant stop scrolling through tumblr!

[forthefuns]

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