#havetopee

[thesharktribe]

True story #comics #comicstrip #storyart #storyboard #storyboardartist #bathroomhumor #officelife #artistlife #havetopee https://www.instagram.com/p/BpsVrfdh516/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10e1er5s08c0o

[shmeeca]

What is the proper amount of time to let your baby sleep on you when you need the bathroom? She has been here for 2 hours #ageolddellema #sleepingchild #havetopee (at Moose Lake, Minnesota)

[illustrationforchildren]

New project..😃 #sketch #goblin #redcoats #coffeetime #havetopee (Studio Number One)

[queerwyrd]

My bladder says yes, but her tail says no. #havetopee #catsofinstagram #kitty

[haiki4you]

10th October, 2016

Drank all the coffee Forty seven cups a day Bladder infection. Sorry I've been gone for so long...new job has kept me pretty busy. Life itself has been chaotic. Things are changing...maybe for the better, but it's all kept me away from here for far too long. My Patreon is still going, and if you want to help me keep creating art and paying for antibiotics, your contribution of as little as $1 will go a long way!

[what-the-nell]

Always have to pee. Always has cats on me. Always in tears about this.

[efgimatthews-blog]

Every Morning

As I suspect is common among most people in the world, I awake from each night’s slumber to find that my body did not take the vacation my mind did. As such, I have a to-do list, the most pressing of which is that I HAVE TO GET TO A TOILET, URGENTLY, OR THIS PAIR OF PANTS IS GOING TO BE RUINED! And I’m also usually at least a bit peckish.

This first matter can be difficult to tend to without a toilet to call your own, but that does have a certain way of rendering the addictive snooze button inconsequential. I find myself mildly frantic most of the morning, doing a little dance in my seat that seems out of time with the talk radio usually playing in my car. I know that there’s no shortage of toilets around, but it seems rude to simply walk into an establishment, use their facilities, and walk out without spending a cent.

So I find myself trying to run through my to-do list over the dronings on my bladder: I do need to stop by the grocery store and get more vienna sausage. Moments later I find myself six dollars poorer (but endowed with tasty canned meats, some roma tomatoes, and a jug of cranberry juice), walking out the door of the establishment shouting, “HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE BATHROOMS AVAILABLE TO YOUR GUESTS?! WHAT SORT OF DYSTOPIA IS THIS?!”

And then I realize the option that will always be available to me: the gas station convenience store. Of course I always need gas, and they always have bathrooms but I don’t have time to justify this, I’m about to wet my mobile bed. So I pull up to the store, so frantic with my bodily needs, that I nearly turn off the ignition before realizing I’m not even next to the pump. So I move my car appropriately, turn the car off make sure my purse is in order sprint across the parking lot, give as sincere a welcome to the clerk as possible, scan the building for restrooms (with no helpful sign in sight), check the sign to make sure I don’t embarrass myself by walking into the men’s room, forget to knock (inconsequentially, thank the heavens), lock the door behind me, WHY IS THERE NO PURSE HOOK, FORGET IT I GUESS MY PURSE WILL JUST CONTRACT A VENARIAL DISEASE, AND… no, I am not going to detail using the toilet, relax.

Now relieved and with my full cognitive functions restored, I collect my purse, gracefully exit the building, fill my gas tank, pay with my debit card, make note of my odometer, and drive off into the morning light to find a place to enjoy a nice roma tomato.

[turtle-loving-geek]

I Gotta Pee!

I've had to pee for like an hour, I just cant stop scrolling through tumblr!