TurtleBluem

✨Turtle | Avid Multifandom Enjoyer | Personal Blog | send me an ask about literally anything im bored and we ball✨

[kii-tty]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[doctor-yoshi-soul]

I'm usually lukewarm on "fandom + text posts" but the thing about M*A*S*H is that Hawkeye literally just talks like that. The posts will work for the other characters but so often I will see a post pinned on a screencap of Hawkeye and I can so clearly envision him saying the whole thing, with only minor edits for slang/cadence, if any in the first place. I don't know how to explain it if you haven't seen the show, but I know if you have you'll understand intuitively. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce was born to be a tumblrina and instead he was stuck in Korea a hundred years ago.

[nataliehall]

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

[wellwhiskey]

the episode where hakweye’s subplot is just him trying to get someone to play scrabble with him

[pomegranate]

would not want to play Scrabble with Hawkeye because he tries to play fake words and doesn’t even connect some words, smh

[hotmoxie]

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[this-is-trans-joy]

time for THIS 👉😎👈 white boy to get FUCKED UP on spaghetti night ‼️‼️ they’ll NEVER see him coming 😱

[this-is-trans-joy]

no survivors 😔

[turtlebluem]

Accurate depiction of a guy like me on spaghetti night

[foreveriallyzombified]

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

[greensighter]

what about non binary people

[foreveriallyzombified]

fuck i don’t know

[foreveriallyzombified]

oysters

[thespiantherepist]

Glad I’m genderfluid

[lylysma-deactivated20210716]

We can eat anything we want!

[foreveriallyzombified]

you have to eat oysters

[turtlebluem]

send hepl i just gurgled water al l over me

[wholesome-animal-images]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[faustandfurious]

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

[faustandfurious]

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

[vanilla-extraction]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[ralfmaximus]

"While I was trying to photograph the Northern Lights in the wee hours of the morning, my cat decided to photobomb the picture. Since I had the camera’s shutter speed maxed out, it ended up leaving a sort of ghostly image of my cat in the photo."

Photographer: Kristie Kohn

[naamahdarling]

Oh WOW what a lovely portrait!