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Hi, I'm Turtle, and welcome to Jackass. This is my blog; expect random periods of radio silence. This is also a sideblog, any and all follow-backs will come from dedamnit. She/they pronouns, 31, messenger contact & art suggestions are fine, but I will refuse any that weird me out. Proshitters do not interact.

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Idk, man, have a collection of stupid shrimps, its been a century 💥

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Magma dump, drew a bunch with friends and some really rad artists.

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YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>:)

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Welcome back to Hell, Turtle 🍓🐀

Also that text is a bitch to read at 7 am, lma. Stop being fancy!

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YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Blesss your heart for making so much content of Boy and Girl! Every social media site I've looked at has been a dry desert for new art for those two, and the sheer quantity/quality I've found here has earned ya a follower! Hoping to see more soon, grinning real stupid till then!

I'm very flattered! Please check out the work of @/a-not-so-sure-artist, if you haven't already, she made a lot of super charming and silly stuff featuring those two, and her art style is generally Baller.

Anyway, I see those old posts on your blog. I know what you are, or at least were. Hence the thing above.

And a more light-hearted doodle. (They are marching along, fully prepared to make some kid's night Awesome.)

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Splendid doodles! Reminded me that I haven't tried my hand at OFF in a while, either. But can you imagine if these universes collided?

Even cosmic babysitters wouldn't know how to unpack all that.

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Rare upload? Rare upload.

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EW, what the FUCK is this new interface???

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Redrew one of my Instagram prompts to look less shit, thought it was good enough for here, so have some Julian in his few outfits.

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Happy pride month. :)  

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Commissions are open!

I haven’t advertised them in a hot minute bc the last commission sheet is super outdated, and I haven’t the know-how to put a spreadsheet together all pretty like some folks, but I do take commissions from time to time. :)

Lineart $25

Lineart ŵ Color/Shading $30-45

Extra character: $10-$20 

Background: Simple color gradient are free, detailed backgrounds are $10.

All prices are full-body. Range is dependent on complexity of characters.

If inquiring about half-bodies, price is half the total listed above. All prices are USD, all payments must be received before work begins. My only payment option is Paypal.

What is okay to commission:

Original Characters

Fanart

Ships (Provided they are not problematic in content.)

Mild to moderate gore

Suggestive/partial nudity. (Ie: butts = fine, dick/boobs = no)

What is not okay to commission:

Generally Triggering content | Suicide, Abusive ships, known phobias.

Extremely Heavy Gore

Full on N/S/F/W  (Twitter-exclusive commission option.)

Check the following links for examples of my past work: [Here] l [Here] 

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People can say what they like about Sock.clip’s character redesigns for these three, I love their vastly opposing personalities and the shitpost potential. uvu

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Normalize sitting in your too-large tee shirt with your legs scrunched into it.

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Julian is a fun lad to draw; and his body type means a good exercise in muscle study, and how clothing folds work, I’ll probably do more later.

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Polar Opposite Personalities.

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Poor Julian. 

Nick (Nitty Gritty) is DEFO the type of asshole sibling who'll go out of his way to make a 7 inch height difference feel a lot more like a foot.

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I do not give a fuck that its may, I’m drawing the good Dr. Junkenstein.