I'm a mess

but I like to think I'm a glorious one || they/them or he/him || icon by fellenleaf

[obviousplant]

Buy leg here

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[animalcrossingmemes]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

this dinosaur might be lying.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[kny111]

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

[wegadrive]

aeiou

[fooly-notsocooly-blog]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ottomantwerks]

999999

[spunkengine-deactivated20150414]

holla holla get $

[noneeyewithleftyork]

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden 

[deaderidan]

here comes another chinese earthquake abrbrbrbrrbrbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrrbbrbrrbrbrbrbbrrbbrbrbrrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrrbbrrbrbbrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrr

[fagboysupreme]

snake

snake

snakee

[burloire]

question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point 

[magicxmc27]

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

[babyanimalgifs]

Ninja Turtle 

(via)

[funny-history]

[rezna-gg]

[highlandvalley]

[kingthekj]

Great way to start a friendship

[kingcaroline]

Trio

[linseedling]

The Unnatural History Museum

[coyotesmokebreak]

i—

[shortvideosandstuff]

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

[werewarg]

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

[bogleech]

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

please calm down satan

[r3ind33rgam3s]

No please continue your reign of terror.

[shortvideosandstuff]

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

[werewarg]

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

[bogleech]

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

please calm down satan

[r3ind33rgam3s]

No please continue your reign of terror.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

[multighoul]

absolutely obsessed w this vintage photo of a lesbian wedding. she brought a sword

[jurassicsunsets]

When you’re young you learn that crocodiles are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs. Then you realise that’s not true. Then you realise it actually is.

[jurassicsunsets]

To elaborate:

Stage 1: I was taught that crocodiles are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs when I was very young. I was taught that dinosaurs were scaly and cold-blooded, and that crocodiles haven’t changed in hundreds of millions of years, and were the most similar things to dinosaurs alive today.

Stage 2: Later, I learned that, actually, crocodiles had changed quite a bit in the last few hundred million years. Dinosaurs were actually mostly warm-blooded and active, and many were not scaly but instead feathered. At this point I was taught that it was in fact birds, not crocodiles, that are the closest living relatives of dinosaurs.

Stage 3: Finally, I learned that birds are in fact a branch of the dinosaur family tree. Just as humans are not “the closest relatives of mammals” but are ourselves mammals, birds are not “relatives of dinosaurs” but rather a type of dinosaur themselves. The closest living relative of dinosaurs are the the crocodiles—cousins of dinosaurs, but not dinosaurs themselves.