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TIDDIES

fuck it. names are too complicated. I’ll respond to anything. If you yell “hey shithead” in my general direction I’ll turn around 8 times out of 10

catshapes

the 2 times i dont respond is because i was thinking about that one time I saw a moth the size of a dinner plate and I didn’t hear you

galactic-polywag

I’m sorry to dig into your traumas but please,,, tell me more about the moth

catshapes

okay picture this: im about seven and my family are on holiday & we’re at a restuarant, sitting near a window. im eating my dinner when I hear this massive THUD noise and see something bounce off the window. whatever, right? probably a bird or a fruit bat - this is australia after all, ive seen thousands of winged creatures throw themselves at glass.

so I go out to investigate, and twitching on the sidewalk is a moth. Its wingspan is bigger than my face. This moth is so big that it could legally be registered as a helicopter or maybe a boeing 747. this is a big moth.

naturally, seven-year-old me takes one look at this small dragon and decides that it probably crashed into my window because it personally wants to kill me.

and then it turns to look at me.

now. I am not a brave person. but it occurs to me that if break eye contact with this moth, then it’ll probably be the last thing I see. So I stand perfectly still and glare down this moth. eventually a waitress comes out and says “Oh! that’s a Hercules Moth. She’s not gonna hurt you, she just gets overenthusiastic about the lights.”

and then she scoops the moth up and tosses the moth into the garden patch and she flies away, totally unharmed.

Looking back on it, i was wrong to assume the worst of that moth. She was just a big ‘ol idiot who loves lights. so am i. im sorry for making assumptions, moth lady.

handweavers

me: waking up from top surgery

doctor: here are your male presenting nipples sir

fenkko

first time drawing this guy!! he has a very nice smile

im thinking miku

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anyway hey wassup my last post probably comes across as a joke but i’ve actually been looking for a new place to move into and i’m getting kind of desperate. i thought i was going to get an opportunity to move out but unfortunately it fell through and in the past couple months my home situation has been getting worse

im currently located in southern california near LA. if anyone lives here, in california at all, or in any of the surrounding states who’s in need of a room/housemate, i’m a queer trans person who can afford up to 800$ a month, i’m an adult, pet friendly, and super chill. if you have a room available or know someone who does please feel free to message me. this is ok to rb btw

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I’m in between jobs right now, constantly looking for work, but nothing has come of it so far. I need some help putting food in my fridge and gas in my car. If you can help, please like, reblog, donate: here or politely ignore. Thank you all so much for your time and I hope you have a good day!

liquidstar

twilight sparkle is so iconic because one day she just showed up to ponyville and next thing you know she has 5 girlfriends and celestia thought this was so cool that she made twilight a princess

liquidstar

twilight: dear princess celestia i have 5 gfs now

celestia: thats fucking dope do you wanna be an alicorn princess

catscenter

communistbussy

same energy

hurricanesunny

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hi!! i’m in real need of money for holiday travel expenses and, if possible, gifts for friends/family, so i’m re-opening some discounted commissions and cr slots!

i will draw:

furries, OCs, and fandom characters

ships (as long as i’m comfortable with them!)

feel free to ask if i’m able to do what you’re looking for!

i will not draw:

nsfw, nudity, or heavy gore

mecha or super complicated designs

anything out of my skill level!

all payment will be through paypal only! if you’re interested in commissioning me, please send me an email at [email protected]!

please include in your email:

the type of commission you’re looking for

if a sketch commission, the color you’d like for each character

at least one ref for each character and any clothing/pose preferences

december is a busy month for me, so commission turnover might be a little slow. if your commission is a gift and you need it before a certain date, please include “(gift)” in the subject and the hopeful due date!

signal boosts are super appreciated!! thank you so much!!! ( ˙꒳˙ )