We Are Always Watching

[tva-official]

hi how's your day

is ok but ya know what they always say- bourbon makes it better

[tva-official]

Hi. It’s Sylvie. Happy belated birthday by the way. My apologies about the timeline mess…

is ok. makes birthdays interesting. like puppies, or vodka.

[tva-official]

Do you need help?

one person texted me happy birthday. one person. not even my friends, not even people ive known for a decade. i just want to feel unconditionally loved.

[tva-official]

Happy belated birthday

thanks

[tva-official]

Hi, hello, how are you (as far as I can tell not so good) I don't know if this affects the timeline at all but I had a bowl of yogurt for diner.

it was my birthday yesterday

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’d be cool if you could pull up a counter that shows you how many times you’ve said each word you’ve said in your life.

[ghost-spidey-deactivated2022031]

@tva-official if u people had the time, you would do that right?

[tva-official]

i feel like we could probably do that now but since we're capitalists we're not gonna. but ya know what, FUCK capitalism, i wanna know how many times ive said the word cock out loud

[tva-official]

so homie found some space lizards do you want them?

uh huh, i like amphibians and reptiles.

[tva-official]

legalize weed

[tva-official]

You guys should join @theofficialshield's discord server- it's so chaotic, and i'm pretty sure there's 4 loki variants there.

maybe

[tva-official]

lokius canon

if your asking me if they fucked i cant answer that because that is a private and personal matter only regarding the parties involved. if your asking me if i think they fucked, well...

[tva-official]

can we form a team and rescue you justine

no my dental insurance is like kinda okay and i cant afford it otherwise

[tva-official]

blink twice if you need help, man

i need help.

[tva-official]

how are you today, PR dude

so bad man

[strangegalaxychild-deactivated2]

wassup pr man

[tva-official]

my name is justine.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

So it’s not Miss Minutes running this?

[tva-official]

she’s a fucking cartoon.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

She seems rather sentient, but that may just be my mistake

[tva-official]

oh wow, the cartoon clock created by us, the lords of the universe, seems sentient. shocking.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

I wonder if there’s a variant of the TVA that uses Miss Minutes as pr instead of you, Mx. Justine.

[tva-official]

i literally do not care

[tva-official]

how are you today, PR dude

so bad man

[strangegalaxychild-deactivated2]

wassup pr man

[tva-official]

my name is justine.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

So it’s not Miss Minutes running this?

[tva-official]

she's a fucking cartoon.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

She seems rather sentient, but that may just be my mistake

[tva-official]

oh wow, the cartoon clock created by us, the lords of the universe, seems sentient. shocking.

[tva-official]

how are you today, PR dude

so bad man

[strangegalaxychild-deactivated2]

wassup pr man

[tva-official]

my name is justine.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

So it’s not Miss Minutes running this?

[tva-official]

she's a fucking cartoon.

[notlxki]

I don’t think she’ll appreciate you calling her that.

[tva-official]

she's a cartoon she does not have consciousness

[tva-official]

how are you today, PR dude

so bad man

[strangegalaxychild-deactivated2]

wassup pr man

[tva-official]

my name is justine.

[haunted-stranger-garden]

So it’s not Miss Minutes running this?

[tva-official]

she's a fucking cartoon.

[tva-official]

how are you today, PR dude

so bad man

[strangegalaxychild-deactivated2]

wassup pr man

[tva-official]

my name is justine.