TV...Oh TV

TV and Movie oriented blog: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Marvel (including AOS), The X-Files, West Wing, Friends, Frasier, Parks and Rec…Oh hell the list goes on and on **Note: GIFs are never mine

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Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

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Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

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Far away cow moos

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My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

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My best friends singing voice

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Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

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The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

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I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[bellero]

this is the purest thing ever omg

[davidduchovnydefensesquad]

Daily Dose of January Gillovny

January 12, 2016

David and Gillian make national headlines when they appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

First they film a sketch that involves “Mulder and Scully” making out and having sex. (Complete with ass grabbing)

Later they return for the actual talk show segment, which brought us now iconic quotes such as:

“Don’t point down there…”

“It’s very moist in the anteroom.”

“Very friendly to each other.”

“What the hell went on between you two?”

Complete with giggling, face grabbing, hand holding, grooming and couch cuddling.

And, of course, this ♥

Bonus:

Gillian confirming later that month that what we saw was, in fact, two adorable idiots in love.

[kvothe-kingkiller]

what a fucking power move

[salty-inc]

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

[salty-inc]

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

[salty-inc]

Far away cow moos

[salty-inc]

My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.

[salty-inc]

My best friends singing voice

[salty-inc]

Chickens: *chicken noise*

Me, sobbing:

[salty-inc]

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

[salty-inc]

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

[bellero]

this is the purest thing ever omg

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Parenting a baby Groot vs……

[mzminola]

Maybe Hermione named her kid ‘Hugo’ after author Victor Hugo because honestly someone who considers Hogwarts, A History a bit of light reading is someone who probably actively enjoys “and now we shall ignore the plot for a while to go into an intensive history of Parisian sewers” as a writing style.

[mrogman]

she originally wanted to name him victor, but when she suggested it to ron in the kitchen one day, ron dropped the plate he was washing and whispered “victor krum???” in a horrified voice and that was the end of that

[catchymemes]

A small mildly interesting dump

[fanonical]

what’s the betting that potterwatch was just a radio project lee jordan was doing in his spare time and never actually stopped after the war

[sugar-dollie]

“Harry Potter was spotted at the local farmers market today, good choices in produce Harry! Gotta love the organics”

[freddieandersen]

he’s the only reporter harry will talk to other than giving official statements when he has to as an auror

“I’m speaking to Harry Potter today after the long-awaited conclusion of the trial of quadruple murderer Waldorfus Grenoble. Harry, may I ask you a question regarding the trial?”

“Sure, Lee, I have to be back at work in ten but give it a go.”

“What is in the curry you had for lunch yesterday during the recess? It smelled fantastic and I have to know.”

“Thanks for asking, Lee. I’ve recently come across a book of my great-grandmother Priyanka’s notes on her Punjabi cooking and I’ve been trying to recreate her food. I liked that one but Ginny said it was too sweet so I’m making adjustments.”

“Fantastic. Great stuff. Next up we have an update on You-Know-Who’s whereabouts. Not Voldemort obviously– he’s six feet under, it’s been around 2500 days now and he’s still going strong, no sign of him being not dead any time soon.”

“You’re correct, Lee, he’s dead as a doornail and he’s going to stay that way. You do realize you don’t need to refer to your infant daughter as ‘You-Know-Who,’ right?”

“Sophie starts screaming if either of her dads talks about her and we don’t know why. Any suggestions, and any idea where she is now?”

“Oliver was walking her up and down the hallway outside the World Cup Regulatory Office last I saw her. As for the screaming, with James we gave him the miniature dragon from the Triwizard in ‘94 and that entertained him pretty well.”

“You heard it here first folks, Harry Potter thinks dragons are an appropriate substitute for pacifiers! Thanks for your time, Harry.”

“Any time, Lee.”

“Next week’s password is anything that will make our six-month-old go to sleep for longer than four hours. Signing off, this has been Potterwatch with River and the man himself, Harry Potter.”

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I needed this

[discofriend]

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

Finally a Fred and George AU that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire.

[lytefoot]

AU where Fred and George are in different houses and they get their hands on house ties from the other two houses as well. By the end of their first year nobody knows which house either of them is in and just take points off a random house whenever they see a redhead getting up to something.

The confusion runs so deep by the time Ron starts that Snape once takes points off Slytherin for Ron fighting with Malfoy.

[pr1nceshawn]

Sholom Ber Solomon & His Daughter Zoe.

[samcahntent]

This is goddamn adorable

[darkshrimpemotions]

Just imagine being Zoe one day when someone asks to see her baby pictures.

[fromchaostocosmos]

based on his name I’m pretty confident in saying that he is Jewish which means that odds are at 99% this pics will be a slideshow at her Bat-Mitzvah

[potooooooooknish]

They’re still taking pictures together! Check out his instagram @sbsolly because this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[doctorwhogeneration]

I screamed at this

[transgambit]

what is the truth

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they’re married you asshole

[transgambit]

u right, my bad

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[what-ever-what-ever-what-ever]

thats their lesbian daughter

[proudninjawombat]

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

[valtsv]

oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,

[m1lfbatman]

peter parker said this in civilian clothing

[valtsv]

yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

[mrrrl]

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

[brittascribbles]

- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words

- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task

- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone

[elodieunderglass]

- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot. 

- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.

- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them. 

- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.

- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them. 

- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.

[liquidlightning]

i love watching couples or friends walking in tandem. i love seeing when they make each other laugh

[archivesandcyanide]

do you think after Ron and Hermione got out of the trapdoor and raised the alarm and were being patched up in the hospital wing

do you think they were given the most royal proud mama smackdown by McGonagall like “ how DARE you infiltrate a death maze you are ELEVEN and miss granger how on earth did you solve my chessboard i”

and hermione interjected like “oh professor it wasn’t me. i’m useless at chess. it was ron.”

and McGonagall turned to look at Ron Weasley in total amazement at this 11 yr old kid who had been pretty ordinary in all her classes but had apparently beaten her in death chess and he just shrugged like “rookie mistakes, professor. you made some rookie mistakes.”

[fayemorgana]

#AND THIS WAS THE DAY MCGONAGALL LEARNED NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE RON WEASLEY#AND HE NEVER GOT A BREAK FROM HER EVER AGAIN#‘you beat me in death chess i’m sure you can handle transfiguring an own into a spoon mr weasley’#ron weasley#‘damnit i should have just let myself be killed in there she’s making me LEARN THINGS’ (via alchemistc)

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Sometimes it’s good to talk to strangers.