txd

baby everythings all good

[yoursummerdreamz]

[luvbey]

I get road rage walking behind people.

[bamalam31]

[ytmelly]

I really needed this!

[blvckingdom]

Much needed

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[dankassbitchh]

[proyalt]

[coral]

A love like that was a serious illness, an illness from which you never entirely recover.

Charles Bukowski, The People Look Like Flowers at Last (via feellng)

[emmanfotos-deactivated20190710]

[essenaoneill-deactivated2015102]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

[gosh]

[88floors]

Condom packaging based on different vegetable girths to help choose the correct fit - by Guan-Hao Pan

[wildcat2030]

brilliant

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I legitimately thought this was individually wrapped vegetable slices and I was so mad about it

[tvylordd]

Me 2 i hate tumblr

[momandpopmusic-blog]

Spotted in Williamsburg. #CourtneyBarnett

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

When your Non-black girlfriend thinks you’re a coon.

[Closed Caption]

“I love you baby”

“I love you too baby…you’re my nigga”

“Who am I baby?”

“Ummm you’re my nigga baby”

*long awkward grunt*

“Baby dont be offended, i’m practically a black girl on the inside.”

“Hmmmmm oh my gud…my bad wrong number.”

“But this is a face to face conversation”

“Beep… You have dialed the wrong…”

“What am i going to do without you?”

“Date one of all those lives that matter.”

[localtrapgod]

Bye

[ambitiousassnigga-blog]

😂😂

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

*cough*

[onlyafool4you]

💀💀💀 I died.

[mindofahooper]

😂 legendary

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

Bruuuuuh

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I’m so deceased

[greyisunavailable]

brrrandiethuglife

[humorking]

I’m pissed off. I’m pissed that amazing people are suicidal. I’m pissed that kids get cancer. I’m pissed that poor people can’t afford college. I’m pissed that soulmates don’t end up together. I’m pissed that people lie. I’m pissed that no one cares about the earth. I’m pissed that people are fake as fuck. I’m mad because this world is so fucked up and there’s nothing I can do about it.

[higheramerica]

Michelle, quick, stop the car….

[theloneookami]

yes!

[yankeeblue]

Mood