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I FUCKING LOVE EARLY SUMMER WHEN ALL THE TINY LITTLE BABY GRASSHOPPERS ARE BOINGING AROUND

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Anyone else direct entire movies/shows in their head? No? Just me?

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I wanna sound cool on Tumblr but my grammatical abilities won’t let me! 😭

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I genuinely love Roméo et Juliette: Les Enfants de Verone, it’s a dumb FRENCH musical that made me CRY and JOHN EYZEN made me QUESTION my SEXUALITY multiple TIMES.

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Today my friends and I were uncontrollably laughing about Henry VIII. It started with me singing the Horrible Histories song (to my friend Katherine whose middle name is Ann) and then my other friend chimed in and said “The anaconda don’t want none unless you birth sons, hon.”

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i try to be a teenage dirtbag but socializing scares me and i don’t like getting in trouble and i give a lot of fucks

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And all of this at once.

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It’s actually so funny to me imagining how words can cross over countries, for example, how the word ‘coffee’ is pronounced the same in many other languages. I always picture it something like this:

*Scottish person and English person saying goodbye, like, thousands of years ago*

Scottish dude: Tìoraidh (CHEER-ee)

English dude: oh, uh, cheeri—*butterfly flies by*—ohhhh

and then the Scottish person just goes around telling everybody that the British say “Cheerio” to say goodbye and eventually the British catch on.