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[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[xylophonetangerine]

[druggedwolf-deactivated20120509]

[cyberxbattalion]

[hungwy]

not to brag but i have been performing quite well in my video games lately

[awraith]

they should invent being awake and attentive and having energy

[twathammer]

...to Admit it eh

hey you can read, congrats man

[twathammer]

have you ever thought about an actual threesome with walter and skyler

youd have to hold my ass at gunpoint to make me admit some shit like that

[twathammer]

when have you ever been in the same room as walt and skyler

uhh great question. seriously, this is an awesome question. you worded it so good too.

[twathammer]

ok i know she aint technically mrs. white anymore but like idk what to even call her now, cuz like, Skyler's too casual yknow but i never learned her not married name so

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twathammer]

how’s your sober streak g

its going, man. 6 months and counting, i think. stopped going to meetings and whatever. got guys who still hmu all hours looking to score a little somethin sweet cuz they think i still got shit on me but its like lmao who tf you think youre dealing with here yknow? im kinda like a whole new guy

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags at what % you decide it's time to charge your phone

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

if kafka was born today i'd be his best friend and microdose with him

[adhoption]

he's not even a day old... you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

he's very mature for his age

[sweet-dee-jokes-on-me]

You said I was no good. I’m nothing.

[twathammer]

it's bisexual visibility month brother you are so fucking visible i can see you from my house

thats wild bro hey can you see me rn what am i doing