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[tweeks]

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[tweeks]

i like pretty much everything about craig i like that hes outright rude to adults but still calls them sir and ma’am i like that he banters with clyde i like his hair and his hat i like that he filmed close up shots of animals with a wide angle lens i like that he looks like his dad when he grows up i like his monotone voice i like that he calls tweek pet names i like that he watches red racer every day i like that he tied butters to the tether ball poll i like that he likes space and flips people off and antagonizes the main four and is always on that damn phone

[scarletdoodoo]

creek sittin under a tree

[gaystan]

i know all this stuff stan

[tweeks]

tweek stan kyle kenny friendship dynamics are all very funny like tweek will go “what if theres a brain eating amoeba in the lake we should go to the water park instead” and kyle will go ”well im not going to a water park theres piss in those things” and tweek gets upset that now he has to worry about the piss water and kyle gets upset cause tweek reminded him of brain eating amoebas and its a whole situation stans silent cause he really doesn’t want to get between this and kenny tries to break the tension by saying “hey you know i knew a guy who had a brain eating amoeba once. he died.” then towelie shows up and goes “no matter where you choose to have summer fun make sure to bring a towel!” and tweek starts screaming in abject horror

[tweeks]

sorry yall. i love my own posts. im not gunna stop so um. #mybeautifulposts

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when other people project onto tweek it’s annoying and weird and also objectively wrong but when i do it its actually um not projection because why would he exist if we weren’t essentially the same person with the same thoughts and feelings about stuff essentially and so yeah thats why its actually different when i do it and yeah thats just the way its always been

[tweeks]

kymans treat stan the way fujoshis treat women characters they think are getting in the way of their yaoi

[tweeks]

its not “cunt park” because they’re women now the show has always BEEN “cunt park” to me i have been participating in “cunt park” this entire time…dont know what you guys thought we were doing

[tweeks]

i think maybe u people just ultimately don’t “Get” “It” and i guess i cant blame you like really and truly some people see things clearer than others and no matter how many times i try and explain some people will just never understand. never understand that gollum is literally butters when i ground him from racism and misogyny for a week.

[gaystan]

when someone calls cartman eric like okay so we are fundamentally different people but when someone calls butters leo i’m like okay we are from different planets then

[gaystan]

i feel less crazy seeing that there's people here that also like buttman and dislike kyman

there are dozens of us…. DOZENS!!

[insanekyles]

an important distinction between butters and cartman is that butters is gay because he hates women but cartman hates women because he’s gay

[tweeks]

6, 18, 20, 33/34, 36, 67, 69, 86 for the ask omggggg sorry its so much, im nosy

omg no its ok i love questions ^_^

6. describe your personality in 3 words or less

hmm... idiosyncratic introspective and sincere mayyyb

18. favorite tv show?

hmmm... i admire a lot of tv shows so its hard to pick just one i mean? i love south park and doctor who a Lot. like a lot. and for separate reasons. they both were hyper fixations at a very fragile time in my life too so... they're kinda foundational to who i am now. if i had to pick one besides these two it might be community tbh. or the twilight zone. but i freaking love south park and doctor who a lot.

20. how tall are you?

lol im like 5ft 6ish maybe 5ft 7? which isnt like crazy tall at all but i live in an ethnically homogeneous area and for other mexicans im really tall so i used to think i was like 5ft 9

33/34. favorite actor? favorite actress? 

man this ones funny cause i dont think i have one really? most celebrities disappoint me so i think i just gave up on liking them lmfao i mean i have celebrity crushes or whatever but its usually more about the characters they play than anything else? i mean if i HAD to pick one maybe chris eccelston of doctor who/this classic fame

but thats cause i have a crush on all the doctor whos tbh.

36. favorite movie?

probably monty python and the holy grail. but some others i like are 2001 a space odyssey zombie land ponyo beautiful creatures aquamarine and it chapter 2! it ch 2 is less about the actual movie and more about the cast maybe. it ch 2 is on here cause it exists 90% in my head to me tbhhhh

67.what are your hobbies?

oh man what arent my hobbies? i have the brand of adhd where i do like a shitty job at almost most crafts cause they all interest me. i pretty consistently draw? at least consistent for me. but i crochet a little too? this year i took up ceramics and god i love it! i started oil painting this week also and i started making edits on tiktok last year lol. Sometimes i try to write. ive tried gardening but im not the best at it i cant lie. ive tried oragami and sewing and embroidery and fused glass and jewelry so on so forth... so. i do a lot of stuff. but its usually i start something and it never gets finished. and i devote so much times to the blogs that im tempted to call them hobbies too frankly.

69. do you play an instrument?

ummm no. or not really? i played double bass for like 3 years for my elective in middle school but if im honest i dont remember fuck all about it really. like i cant read music anymore so?

86. what is your phone background?

lol this is silly but i make my phone bg collages on pinterest. this is her rn i think i made this one in like april? its kindaaaa like a summer vibes vision board but its also not that serious?

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[tweeks]

DO i REALLY ship buttman? no. of course not. but if you were to ask me if i truly shipped butman i’d have to say… well of course

[tweeks]

literally no one knows. it’s a mystery.

[tweeks]

DO i REALLY ship buttman? no. of course not. but if you were to ask me if i truly shipped butman i’d have to say… well of course