trepanning for gold

baby in a peanut shell

[tweerie]

charlie - 20s - she/him

icon credit (old)

[segamascott]

i have decided that you have feelings for me #empath

[innerchildabortionclinic]

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

[innerchildabortionclinic]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it's been so long since i've had berries

[zitongzi]

I guess you had a nothingberry

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[zitongzi]

And now youre having a creatureberry

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[barstoolblues]

truly there are only so many words

[real-language-facts]

my infinite monkeys just wrote "penis". this is a good start

[ewoly5]

mine just wrote 'The Complete Works of Shakespeare', as in just those words. i feel they're just mocking me

[mewwon]

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

[batavias]

I keep sending this pic to my sister as a reaction image because she loves the vibes. but it eats my data up when I'm out somewhere to send her the pic so now instead of sending the photo I just say "pear baby" in texts and she immediately goes "I love pear baby". we've replaced saying hello and goodbye with pear baby and I love pear baby

[sabertoothwalrus]

rips open my shirt to reveal another shirt that says “I love sleazy yucky women”

[aflo]

let's boil uncle in water to reduce his essence into a tincture

[aokozaki]

this is why commas are so unimportant

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way

[zeroatthebone]

[magicratfingers]

never thought the dad was hot before

[redfagdiver]

Tumblr speech patterns really are indistinguishable from Calvin and Hobbes, and I'm starting to think that's not a coincidence

[simpsonsknowledge]

A different perception of the Simpsons

[heartpdf]

everything is going to be alright… everything is happening for me and not to me, im exactly where im supposed to be and what is for me cannot and will not ever miss me

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.