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Iâm 26 now. Itâs been a while.
Is president shoe laces a thing?
I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and Iâm so confused
The ancient words.
Have.
Been.
Spoken!
hi everyone im still pissed we never learnt in school that shakespeare was bi and wrote the sonnets about a dude and a woc he was into
hi everyone im still pissed that we were told emily dickinson was a spinster when she spent her whole life writing love letters to a woman
hi everyone im still pissed about the fact that we never got taught any of the super super gay Greek myths. it seems impossible to think they managed to pick all the hetero myths when Greece was just THAT gay but guess what? they did.
hi everyone virginia woolf was also bi im still pissed that so much of literature is queer and has queer coding within it that deserves to be analysed through that lens in the same way that we donât ignore the gender of an author, but sexuality is never mentioned in highschool literature classes
hi everyone iâm still pissed that we were never taught that da vinci was gay af and that the ideal the western world has of jesus (white, long straight brown hair) was based on one of his male lovers
hi everyone iâm still pissed that we were told sir isaac newton died a virgin when he had multiple boyfriends over the course of his life one of whom he wrote passionate love letters too and lived with
can i get these gay greek myths tho
watching an actress in full makeup pretend to wash her face and then pat dry her still fully contoured cheeks for an acne wash commercial
when i was 13 i had no idea what make up looked like on. media literacy is important
I especially like the makeup remover ads where she takes off her lipstick, to reveal lighter lipstick underneath.
or the commercials for razors with women shaving their already baby smooth, waxed legs
This is such a surreal, dystopian thing about our culture. We literally treat the natural female body like its obscene. No wonder girls grow up with so much self loathing when they feel as if their own skin is incorrect.
Keep in mind, Amazon workers rely on food stamps while Amazon posts record profits.
In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.
i aspire to be this petty someday
âyou got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.â
I was just talking about this video an hour ago.
if someone asks you what big dick energy is send them this video
Times are tough, but you are tougher.Â
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me: *forgets words in english* whoops, well english isnât my first language so me: *forgets words in native language* whoops, Iâm better at english lol me @ me:
THANK YOU
ThisâŚThis actually sounds like a great idea.
I used to work in retail and knowing customers theyâd choose the black basket and still ask for help
Well yeah the point of the black basket is to not have workers check in on you not to prevent you from asking for help i mean
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we werenât allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as Iâd crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going âI SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUPâ and no one ever believed him
The only valid response
this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.
You can take it back even further to the Archudkeâs assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One manâs need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.
Is anybody going to explain?
No? Okay.
1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.
2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.
3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.
4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.
5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.
6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.
7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.
8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.
9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.
My cat has been weighing himself 20 times a day on the FitBit scale⌠and FitBit is dutifully logging it. - Imgur
he just keeps getting fatter. when will he stop
This made me laugh too hard