Nobody:
The old lady from Freaky Friday:

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@skulldemort
Nobody:
The old lady from Freaky Friday:
fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*
wow i learned more from this site than school
NO YOU DONāT UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]
ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on
Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.
i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat
if you went to benihana and watched the chef make food on that big griddle and in the end just eat it all themselves, would that be fucked up or what
they cooked it all. itās only fair
Labor is entitled to all it creates
I canāt argue with that
this website is annoying on a fundamental level bc the tagging sytem will periodically forget tags you use every day for no discernible reason but youāll spell āphotographyā wrong once in a tag and for the rest of your life itāll ask āphotgrapy??? photogopy??? photograp???? is that it???? potogap???? you fucking idiot?????ā
the fact that there's straight up a royal family fandom out there...... that's embarrassing for y'all just saying
correction
this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks
#iāll ask a rich person where the trash is#and theyāre like āoh right hereā#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and itās sensor-activated
why are these tags so funny
THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO
There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich manās house except in his face
My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.
You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss
Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore
Iām just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture Iām lookin at you like this
hey wait a minute
this post is great i feel like im watching a barfight from across the room
donāt pretend youāre safe over there mother fucker
There is no other site that gives you content like this
Alright bara tiddies
let he who is without fetish cast the first stone
This is one of the posts that lost Verizon billions
IāM WHEEZING
THE POST IS FUCKING RUINED NOOOOOO
Oh my god???
Was this. Was this all porn? Iāve never been convinced the āremoved for violating Tumblr Community Guidelinesā photos are a real thing.
THATS THE THING
NONE OF IT WAS PORN
IT WAS SCREENCAPS OF OTHER POSTS AND MEMES
tumblr just fuckin shot a blunderbuss at this post smh
Letās hope this works?
My greatest shame has been preserved. Thank you
This post is arguably funnier with all the images removed because if you donāt know itās just a bunch of people exposing each other over really mild kinks your imagination races to the most terrifying possibilities
idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies
REPOST : Roman stylus 70AD, in comon vanacular translates into āi went into the city and all i bought you was this lousy penā , link and full translation in the comments [640 x 320]
Fucking screaming, shitty souvenirs havenāt changed a bit in almost 2000 years
From Planet Knowledge:Ā
The inscription has been painstakingly examined and translated by classicist and epigrapher Dr Roger Tomlin. It reads:
āab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf(e)ro acul[eat]um ut habe[a]s memor[ia]m nostra(m) rogo si fortuna dar[e]t quo possem largius ut longa via ceu sacculus est (v)acuusā
āI have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able (to give) as generously as the way is long (and) as my purse is empty.ā In other words: the stylus is a gift to remind the recipient of its sender; the sender acknowledges that it is a cheap gift and wishes that they could have given more. Its tongue-in-cheek sentiment is reminiscent of the kinds of novelty souvenirs we still give today. It is the Roman equivalent of āI went to Rome and all I got you was this penā, providing a touching personal insight into the humour of someone who lived nearly 2000 years ago.
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