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[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Nobody:

The old lady from Freaky Friday:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[wagahai-da]

fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*

[wagahai-da]

wow i learned more from this site than school

[spacedewey]

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[feral-bard]

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

[buttpoems]

[lilacwine1966-deactivated202212]

i can have a little unrealistic romantic fantasy. as a treat

[parkchanwoohoo]

if you went to benihana and watched the chef make food on that big griddle and in the end just eat it all themselves, would that be fucked up or what

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

they cooked it all. it’s only fair

[yeettherich]

Labor is entitled to all it creates

[parkchanwoohoo]

I can’t argue with that

[kabaks]

this website is annoying on a fundamental level bc the tagging sytem will periodically forget tags you use every day for no discernible reason but you’ll spell “photography” wrong once in a tag and for the rest of your life it’ll ask “photgrapy??? photogopy??? photograp???? is that it???? potogap???? you fucking idiot?????”

[twelfthdyke]

the fact that there's straight up a royal family fandom out there...... that's embarrassing for y'all just saying

[twelfthdyke]

correction

[jameson250]

[kaijuno]

this is such a boomer meme but its so true for us midwestern folks

[theinfiknight]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[antique-scarecrow]

#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated

why are these tags so funny

[averruncusho]

THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO

[chucktaylorupset]

There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face

[my-gender-is]

My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss

Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore

I’m just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture I’m lookin at you like this

[mokujo]

[berserchiken]

[eightplustwelveistwenty]

hey wait a minute

[thyrell]

this post is great i feel like im watching a barfight from across the room

[datcravat]

don’t pretend you’re safe over there mother fucker

[samephonewhothis]

There is no other site that gives you content like this

You have an entire tag called #men get pegged

[samephonewhothis]

Alright bara tiddies

FUCK

[whiskeywhitemage]

let he who is without fetish cast the first stone

[everentropy]

This is one of the posts that lost Verizon billions

[lythelia-art-deactivated2021071]

I’M WHEEZING

[fluffy-sweater-lover]

THE POST IS FUCKING RUINED NOOOOOO

[kerm-the-fro]

:(

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Oh my god???

[raccoon-boy]

Was this. Was this all porn? I’ve never been convinced the “removed for violating Tumblr Community Guidelines” photos are a real thing.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

THATS THE THING

NONE OF IT WAS PORN

IT WAS SCREENCAPS OF OTHER POSTS AND MEMES

[trilllizard666]

tumblr just fuckin shot a blunderbuss at this post smh

[idkthylocinesareprettydope]

Let’s hope this works?

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

My greatest shame has been preserved. Thank you

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

This post is arguably funnier with all the images removed because if you don’t know it’s just a bunch of people exposing each other over really mild kinks your imagination races to the most terrifying possibilities

[kristina100000]

idgaf about people who make fun of subtitles when im having fun understanding what the fuck people r saying in movies

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

REPOST : Roman stylus 70AD, in comon vanacular translates into “i went into the city and all i bought you was this lousy pen” , link and full translation in the comments [640 x 320]

[lumpen-space-princess]

Fucking screaming, shitty souvenirs haven’t changed a bit in almost 2000 years

[ordinarytalk]

From Planet Knowledge: 

The inscription has been painstakingly examined and translated by classicist and epigrapher Dr Roger Tomlin. It reads:

‘ab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf(e)ro acul[eat]um ut habe[a]s memor[ia]m nostra(m) rogo si fortuna dar[e]t quo possem largius ut longa via ceu sacculus est (v)acuus’

‘I have come from the City. I bring you a welcome gift with a sharp point that you may remember me. I ask, if fortune allowed, that I might be able (to give) as generously as the way is long (and) as my purse is empty.’ In other words: the stylus is a gift to remind the recipient of its sender; the sender acknowledges that it is a cheap gift and wishes that they could have given more. Its tongue-in-cheek sentiment is reminiscent of the kinds of novelty souvenirs we still give today. It is the Roman equivalent of ‘I went to Rome and all I got you was this pen’, providing a touching personal insight into the humour of someone who lived nearly 2000 years ago.

[anime--irl]

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