We Are The Ants, And We’ll Keep Marching On

| Zack | 24 | he/they |

[alienestrangement]

blood and organs burst from truck in Netherlands

[exitwound]

the aftermath

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[chongoblog]

How could you forget the classic

[parasitoidism]

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday

[ursiday]

Alley cat

[wintercorrybriea2]

shiho yoshimura

[finalhorsegirl]

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[anura-island]

throwback to 4 years ago when Rooney outed my younger sibling to me

[glamourcorpse]

[roaches-inthecereal]

[farmgirlfromkansas]

my favorite genre of krypto pictures

[bloodsky]

Gender Troubles: The Butches (watch it for free until March 29th)

[catholic-women-near-you]

[ID: A Black butch woman, seated, says, “I know I am a woman. I know I am butch. I know that there is nothing wrong with that. And I know that within the confines of the word ‘woman,’ there is plenty of room for me.”]

[tarragonthedragon]

irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

[hussyknee]

[maeaneke]

Sometimes, I need to take photos for work.

Sometimes, those photos need to be taken underneath vehicles. This is difficult as underneath a vehicle is very dark, but metal is very reflective, which makes using a flashlight both necessary and an issue.

Now, my favorite manager once said of me, "look at her. she burns if she looks at the forecast for too long" which is the meanest and truest thing ever said about my complexion.

Did I, partially as a joke, try to diffuse the flashlight beam off the underside of my forearm in order to get pictures underneath a truck once? Yes. Did it work? Also yes.

When I explained how I got the photos to my (different) manager, he looked at me and said very tiredly, "that is the saddest thing I've ever heard."

"oh no it's even worse than that," I assured him, and proceeded to remove my watch to show him my tan lines.

He was very distressed about this for months.

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[hamkittens]

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is

what pokemon is #666

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

B O W  B E F O R E  Y O U R  D A R K  O V E R L O R D

[theonetheonlyanak]

[pokemonheritageposts]

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