[stupidmammonsimp]

fav thing about obey me is that the characters love you regardless of whether you romance them or not. like you are special to them always.

lucifer still lets you chill in his office and listen to classical records with him while he does paperwork. he still makes smug ass comments that will end up with you cursing him out and him laughing about it. he still makes sure that you’re keeping up with everything well enough, that it’s not overwhelming you. he still confides in you about his fears and worries about himself and his brothers. he still looks out for you and checks in your make sure you’re doing alright in RAD.

mammon is still your dumbass best friend who takes you out the casino because he swears you’re the luckiest person he’s ever met. he still whines and complains about stupid shit to you like getting scammed or getting in trouble for another one of his schemes. he still holes up for movie nights in your room every night there’s no work to be done the next day. he still holds pride in the fact that he was the first demon to see how amazing you are and make a pact about it. (don’t bring up how that pact came to be for your own sake. he still sulks like a madman!!)

leviathan still watches shows and plays games with you. he still farms on your accounts for you so you can pull for that one character you really like. he still stays holed up in his room with you counting the clock to midnight, preparing for the next merch drop with plans to clear out the whole shop. he still trusts you with his insecurities and vulnerabilities, enough to be sincere and genuine in his excitement when talking to you. he still opens up to you because you will always be his Henry no matter what.

satan still takes you to cat cafes and holds a two person book club with you. he still helps you study when you need it and even when you don’t. he still barges into your room to bitch about his latest annoyance. he still trusts you with the parts of himself that he still isn’t sure is really him or maybe a remnant of his brother left inside him by mistake. still makes sure not to let anyone disrespect you in class, because if they do they only have three seconds to run.

asmodeus still drags you to his self care nights. slathers a face mask on you and shares the latest gossip and drama. still buys you pretty things that he thought would look nice on you, or reminded him of you. he still makes sure no one’s talking behind your back, makes sure that you’re doing okay. he’s still comfortable enough to vegetate with you, and let down all pretenses and masks; you are always going to be someone he is comfortable baring himself to. he’ll still freak out with you over stupid shit you’re excited about and he’ll still make sure you’re always good with yourself, kind to yourself.

beelzebub still takes you out to eat and clear out buffets with him weekly. he still invites you to his matches personally. he still gets excited when he sees you show up even though you’ve been attending his games consistently for years now. he still tells you about his brothers and his’ time in the celestial realm. he’ll still tell you about his sister and love you enough to feel comfortable to grieve in front of you. he still makes sure you’re always eating enough—he’s gotta make sure you’re taking care of yourself, yknow? he also still eats your leftovers even when you explicitly tell him not too. sorry. :(

belphegor still takes you to the planetarium when things are getting too much. he takes your nightmares away. makes sure you sleep well. he still drags you down for a nap whenever he feels like it. he still tells you about how he misses his sister, about how he misses his brothers sometimes even though they’re still here, just different. he still trusts you enough to admit that sometimes, he misses himself, and who he was before all this. and then after all that, he still flicks you on the nose and calls you annoying because before he is an avatar of sin he is the spoiled baby of the family, and he knows you’ll always be there to snark right back.

sorry it just. moves me. like you truly do become a part of these seven guys’ found family no matter what. even if you reject every single possible romance option they will still love you and protect you and look out for you and snap at you and annoy you and not even be sorry about it. because you are special to them!!! you will always be someone important to them!!!!

obey me i love you obey me

[lovetei]

Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call

Versions: The Brothers, Side characters

Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)

Links: Masterlist

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LUCIFER

This demon likes sticking to rules

Running on hallways? Detention

Eating during class? Detention

Not paying attention to class? Detention

No one is safe...

Except for one person.

The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.

Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"

And he did.

But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.

Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.

And then he just stood there

Doing nothing

As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.

And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.

The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.

And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.

But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.

MAMMON

It was cute

Mammon would do anything for you, no matter how big or small it is.

One day, Mammon was spotted running around the halls of RAD.

Looking like he's getting chased by Lucifer, again.

But surprisingly, he's not.

He's just running around the school fetching your fan, notebooks, bag, pens, water or some snacks.

One time, you two were put in a group for this project and were talking about it with your other group mates.

Then you hit him with a "Mammon, I left my notebook on my desk in the potions class, can you fetch it for me?"

With just a blink of an eye, Mammon who was leaning on your shoulder just a few minutes ago is gone.

And with another blink of an eye he's there again with your notebook on his hands then he's back to leaning on your shoulder again as if he didn't just go to the other side of the school for a notebook.

LEVIATHAN

He's introverted

He won't go out his room if it's just for some lame party

I also headcanons for him to be the most unseen brother

Or like him having the smallest amount of photo and information online because he just won't go out.

Yeah, he won't go out if it's just some small, lame party but if Diavolo hosts it, what exactly can he do?

"Do you think the avatar of envy will attend this party?"

"Ha! No way... Lord Leviathan won't attend small parties or gatherings like these unless Lord Diavolo hosts it himself."

"Lord Leviathan really has a high standard when it comes to gatherings..."

And then poof

He's there

Beside you

A happy go lucky sheep beside a gloomy snake

What a match

And if you ask him why he would attend such gatherings when it's totally not even his style he would just go like "MC."

"What can I do? MC really wants to see the fireworks display."

"MC wants me to escort them."

So they got the hint on how to make Levi attend gatherings, either have Diavolo host it or invite MC too.

SATAN

He's angry

But not angry enough to yell when MC is around

Man's can go from 👹 to ☺️ real quick as soon as he felt MC's prescense

He doesn't know why too, but whenever he yell while you're around he thinks he'll fall out of favor

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD FAR UP YOUR ASS- Oh, Hi MC? How are you?"

He'll talk so sweet in front you and then when you turn around you can see some veins popping out of his neck and forehead.

And if he can't really handle it and went berserk in your prescense another scary yet amazing thing you can is to put your hand on his body.

Shoulder, head, neck, wrist, arm, wherever it is.

Just pat him or link your arms with him and he will start to calm down.

ASMODEUS

People headcanon him to like it when you're obsessed with him but I think he's more obsessed to you.

Like he's down bad

You can do anything and he'll literally fawn all over it

"Look at the way they run their hands through their hair!"

"Look at how they work!"

"The way they hold that fork is so graceful~"

Literally, you're the only person that comes to his mind when someone said pretty

Except for himself of course

But I swear, whenever someone caught him staring at you the atmosphere gets so thick

You don't even know why but the atmosphere is heavy and the air suddenly smells so sweet

And those heart in his eyes, the way his pupils dilate

Yeah, you have this man worshipping you alongside himself

BEELZEBUB

Other than the fact that he's actually willing to share his food with you

He's willing to help you in any physical works

Like lifting up things, carrying your stuffs and sometimes even running errands for you

I mean, he actually doesn't do it a lot because Lucifer actually asks Mammon for this stuff because the things Lucifer needs to be done is a little...

Shady?

And he doesn't want to taint Beel's innocence.

So now since you're already a part of the student council when Lucifer needs to have something important finished but it requires physical work.

You and Beel will be partnered

And he doesn't have anything against it either

He likes it so much when you command him to do something actually

I mean, he's tall and buff but Lucifer won't ask him to do anything that includes hard labor except taking care of Belphegor

So you actually helping him make use of all those muscles made him feel a tinge of happiness

He feels like he's actually of use :)

BELPHEGOR

This little brat

He would kill for you and he means it

He's not scared to spill blood on broad daylight as long as it's for you

Someone bothered you? Dead

Oh this person annoyed you? Taken care of

Aw~ He told you you're cute and asked you out on a date? That's sweet! Dead.

He's just like that

He won't tolerate anyone who dared disrespect you

And Lucifer won't even put a stop into this

"I mean, Devildom is quite overpopulated and we don't want anyone disrespecting Lord Diavolo's plan on bringing the three realms together now." Is what he reasons everytime.

Oh, he also wakes up on command as long as it's you.

Lucifer and his brothers could be shaking him like he's dead and he won't even bother to open his eyes

But if you just pulled a "Belphie? Good morning..." Oh dear, he's wide awake and clinging to you.

[the-akai-hebi]

The Fragrance of Tea

Rating: T (just to be safe, but it’s more G)

Ship: Barbatos x Mammon

Words: ~900

Tags: Romantic Fluff ; Neck Kissing ; Flirting ; Hugs ; a bit suggestive at the end

Summary: Mammon loves the smell of tea now, to the point that he can no longer go a day without smelling it. This is Barbatos' fragrance after all.

AO3: here (if you prefer)

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Honestly, Mammon didn’t understand why some people love tea. Since the days of the Celestial Realm, Mammon did not understand Lucifer’s love for tea, except perhaps those that had soothing virtues. After the Fall, by becoming a Lord of Hell, Mammon still did not understand why people loved tea.

Between tea and demonus, Mammon will always choose demonus. Between tea and fruit juice, Mammon will take the juice.

It’s not because he hates tea, but for him it’s just hot water with some taste.

Even having been in a relationship with Barbatos for several months now, Mammon did not understand his lover’s passion for dried leaves soaked in hot water.

Barbatos is aware of this, and he tried to pass on his passion by making him taste lots of different teas. Green, black, white tea, rooibos and mate -angelic, demonic and human, from all eras-... While they spend time together, Mammon will choose to drink tea because he loves to see Barbatos prepare it and the smell, but it will never be for the taste. However, Mammon has started to realize something.

He can’t live without tea anymore.

At first, Mammon used to go through a tea shop near the RAD, thinking of buying some for his brothers and Barbatos. However, he went even when he didn’t need to buy anything, he just liked being there. It always smelled good.

Then, in the HoL, he started going into the kitchen only to smell the different teas. He realized that he liked the smell of many teas, it calmed him. Smelling tea, it’s as if Barbatos was by his side. It’s an effect he can’t find otherwise... Yet, Barbatos also cooks, makes cakes and coffee, but he always smells of tea no matter the time of day.

Today, Mammon is at the Demon Lord’s Castle, visiting Barbatos after the RAD. The Lord of Greed knows his lover’s habits, so he went straight to the kitchen: the butler is choosing the tea he will prepare for Diavolo.

Barbatos did not notice his presence, with his back turned. Taking advantage of this, Mammon approaches discreetly, attracted by the smell of dried leaves and flowers that fills his nostrils. Before the butler chooses a sweet black tea, Mammon wraps Barbatos' chest with his arms to surprise him.

"Mammon! What are you doing?"

"I’m huggin’ ya, can’t you see it?" he says, resting his chin on his shoulder. "I won’t let go."

Barbatos sighs with a smile, accustomed to the overflowing but welcome affection of his lover.

"You smell good... Rooibos from the Celestial Realm, isn’t it?” he continues, sniffing his neck. “It makes my mouth water...”

“I thought you weren’t a fan of tea...” he says with a hint of surprise.

Mammon smiles and puts his hands back to the level of Barbatos' bust, undoing his tie and a few buttons of his uniform. The butler lets him do so, loving the Lord’s warm touch against his cold body. However, Barbatos is surprised that Mammon sniffs his neck gently and lovingly, kissing his skin.

"I love the smell of tea." he confides, gently nipping his white neck. "Every time I smell it, it soothes me and reminds me of ya. Your eyes lookin’ for the right tools, the care you take in choosing the tea set, your attention to the water temperature... You taught me to love the smell of tea and I must smell it every day to feel good.”

It’s embarrassing but sincere. Barbatos did not expect such a statement, especially from his lover who is not renowned for his poetry. The butler doesn’t know if Mammon can feel his heart, but his now beats faster.

As Barbatos tries to calm down, Mammon kisses his neck gently again.

"You can’t wear perfume because of yer job... But it’s not that bad, 'cause the best one that suits ya is tea."

Mammon closes his eyes to focus his sense of smell, savoring the sweet and soft scent that emanates from his lover. The Lord guesses it’s most likely the rest of a rooibos at snack time, and that Barbatos had to stand just above it to watch the infusion. Thinking about this makes him smile and Mammon sticks even more to the butler’s back.

But Barbatos has other plans.

"Mammon. You should never have told me such a thing when the Young Master is waiting for me."

The butler gently removes himself from the embrace of Mammon who complains. However, the Lord becomes silent when he sees Barbatos’ expression: a big smile, slightly red cheeks and eyes darkened by desire.

"To express your love for tea like that... I shall give you more."

Upon hearing it, Mammon feels his blood rising in his cheeks and the anticipation stronger than ever. He hadn’t planned a such reaction from Barbatos!

"I will prepare the Young Master’s tea so that he can work peacefully, and this will give us a few hours." he says, putting his tie back on properly, wanting to be presentable for Diavolo. "Lucifer told me about a movie night with your brothers, so tell them you’re not going to come back to the HoL. I’ll keep you all night."

When Barbatos smiles and speaks like this, Mammon cannot refuse. Barbatos has an idea in mind and by any means, he will achieve it. 

And Mammon knows that he is going to have a very good time.

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NOTES:

Mammon won't sleep until 3 a.m. because Barbatos starts his day at 4:30 a.m. :D

-At the RAD, morning-

*The Brothers (without Mammon) come*

Asmo: Barbatos! Why did you keep my brother all night?! We had a movie planned! Barbatos: I know, but I couldn’t help it. He told me how much he loved tea last night. Satan: What Barbatos: Mammon can be a real romantic sometimes... *smiles* But I went too passionately this night, he must still be sleeping at this hour. Lucifer: Oh... Levi: WHAT Asmo: Tea lovers are really something else, haha. I forgive you then! Barbatos: :) Satan: I would have preferred never to listen to this conversation in my life. Belphie: same Lucifer: *sighs* Levi: Wait... But Mammon is absent all day?! Because of TEA?! It’s not fair! Beel: As long as he comes back to the HoL tonight, I don’t mind.

[lethargicnymph]

I refuse to believe Diavolo is stupid. There is no way that man has existed for so long, AND been in a high standing position, in a world whose subjects are unpredictable on a good day and survived relatively unscathed while being a complete idiot. Butler-shaped Cthulhu plot device always by his side or not.

That man is a fake himbo and I will not be convinced otherwise.

[twentifourobeyme]

You know what they say, never let them know your next move

[the-akai-hebi]

BarbMon's arguments 2

Part 1 here

Even though it’s common for Mammon to argue with Barbatos because the butler sacrifices himself for others and doesn’t take care enough of himself, it’s not uncommon for Barbs to argue with Mammon. For many reasons.

*at the Demon Lord’s Castle*

Diavolo: *approaches the kitchen and sees Mammon sitting on the floor, looking miserable*

Diavolo: Mammon? What are you doing there? I thought you wanted to cook for Barbatos?

Mammon: I did...

Barbatos: *leaves the kitchen with a cold smile* Mammon is no longer allowed to enter the kitchen.

Diavolo: What happened? Did you follow a recipe from Solomon?

Mammon: *sulks* I’m not that bad...!

Barbatos: In addition to having managed to burn a SANDWICH, he left all the utensils out and everything was dirty. I have to tidy up, clean and cook again, which takes me a lot more time.

Barbatos: *looks at Mammon and his smile disappears* No cooking allowed until further notice.

Mammon: Darling...

Barbatos: No. If you want to enter MY kitchen, it will be accompanied by a responsible cook. Like Luke.

Mammon: Are you serious? FIDO?

Barbatos: Talk with more respect, because you will never be as good a cook as he is.

Mammon: *too shocked to talk*

Diavolo: Maybe I should call Lucifer to come get you...

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*at the HoL, after the RAD*

Lucifer: *goes see Mammon in the living room*

Mammon: *sitting on a chair, chains on his wrists, copying lines while sulking*

Lucifer: Mammon? What happened?

Mammon: I copied Luke’s homework... And the teacher yelled at Luke, not at me... That teacher is so stupid! Why didn’t he come straight to me?! *changes sheets to keep writing*

Lucifer: What?

Mammon: And Barbatos discovered it... I have to write 10,000 times "I must not copy my homework on my friends and family." That’s such a lame punishment!

Lucifer: And the chains will stay there as long as you haven’t written those 10,000 lines, right?

Mammon: It’s so lame! My hands hurt so much, I’m fed up!

Lucifer: *smile* What a lovely punishment, I should take inspiration for Satan and Belphegor...

Mammon: ARRRGHHHH!!! I HAVE ENOUGH...! BARBATOS PLEASE HAVE MERCYYYY!

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*at the RAD*

Lucifer: *looking for Barbatos* Barbatos, can you... Mammon? Diavolo?

Mammon: *attached to the ceiling* LUCIFER HELP ME! I DON’T DESERVE THAT!

Diavolo: *holds back from laughing*

Barbatos: Lucifer, how can I help you? *smiles, ignoring Mammon*

Lucifer: I wanted your help with some paperwork, but now I want to know what my idiot little brother did to be punished like this...

Barbatos: *stops smiling* He insulted me. In front of the Young Master.

Mammon: I didn’t insult ya! I just told the truth! You were a DELINQUENT in the past!

Barbatos: *gets angry* I have NEVER been a vulgar delinquent!

Mammon: Liar! Before serving Diavolo, you used to come and go from the 3 Realms and do shit everywhere for fun!

Barbatos: Mammon, times were different and I wasn’t doing anything serious! Don’t embarrass me in front of my Master!

Lucifer: Barbatos, in the past, you made Father furious several times with your portals in the Celestial Realm... *sighs* Stealing rare plants for tea, leaving your portals open while letting creatures from all the Realms pass through… We had to clean up after you every time.

Barbatos: ...

Mammon: You see! Even Lucifer SAYS you were a delinquent! He even fixed yer shit, like he does with me! Accept it! In the past, you were like me~ *smiles*

Diavolo: *lets out a laugh* I’m sorry but... they’re right, Barbatos...

Barbatos: (ꐦ𝅒_𝅒) Lucifer, Mammon...

Lucifer: I have some work to do. *leaves quickly*

Diavolo: I will go too :) *leaves*

Barbatos: *furious* Mammoooonnnnn...

Mammon: Oh man, I'm dead...

[zombieforcefield]

Love the uncommon brother pair. Leviathan calling Asmodeus dramatic is the pot calling the kettle black ꉂ (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

[littlemissraccoon]

You sat on the couch in the empty common room, book in hand, and a cup of hell coffee neatly placed on the coffee table in front of you.

You hadn’t turned three pages when Mammon walked in. He sat next to you, scrolling on his D.D.D. You eyed him up and down.

“What? I’m just checking my stocks” he said, returning your look.

You shook your head and went back to your book. Not long after, Beelzebub walked in with a sleeping Belphegor on his shoulder, and started doing push ups with his twin on his back.

“Ah, you’re finally reading the book I recommended” Satan said behind you, startling you. He walked around the couch and sat down on the opposite one, opening another forbidden book.

“Come on, Levi! It’ll be quick!” Asmodeus said, dragging Leviathan inside the room.

“I can’t, I’m playing ranked!” Leviathan replied, with his eyes glued to the screen.

“But your nails are so chipped from all the biting! Let your cute little brother help you” Asmodeus answered, rolling up Leviathan’s sleeve against his will.

“Good grief” Lucifer muttered, crossing his arms as he sat down next to you, putting some reading glasses on and scanning some reports.

Perhaps the common room wasn’t the best place if you wanted alone time. You closed your book and picked up your now empty cup of coffee (Beelzebub’s courtesy) as you walked to the kitchen to refill it.

Like prideful but clingy cats, they followed everywhere, saying they only “happened to be there at the same time as you” when asked about it.

[omnomnb]

this is the best game ever

[twentifourobeyme]

[leonasheavilyindentedbed]

more on the demon brothers bc im a loser ☹ anyways heres ..things that they do when they fight/playfight...... i guess .

ik this is alr very popular but they BITE they bite each other they bite themselves they bite objects (beel) they just bite. like seriously its like theyre toddlers and NO lucifer is not exempt from this.

he probably does it while hes working. like he'll bite his gloves or his pens.

they scratch too, how do u think they keep their nails so sharp?? they scratch each other and thats usually when their fights get violent.everytime levi and mammon or lucifer & satan fight they end up looking like they just got out of fighting w/ a bunch of rowdy cats... scary.

they try not to provoke beel (not that theyd have any reason too) bc he'll just genuiely take a chunk out of you. mammon was ragebaiting & he learned this the VERY hard way.

get belphie annoyed enough and he'll kick. but its not like it takes much for him to get to that point,, he'll just start kicking once he gets tired of arguin. but anyways do not underestimate him bc of how skinny he is.his kicks HURT ..

i like to think lucifer or like levi maybe tried to wake him up and he was still sleeping and kicked em in the nose. it bled. whichever one it was they werent happy and it ended in a fight

levi is a serpant so he'd probably like grab his brothers and do it snake style?? just wrap around until they get tired (but he'd probably be the one to tap out first. hes not that athletic pls give him a break)

asmo is not above poisoning his brothers . you hit his face? you're bedridden for the day..or week while he cries. hes done this multiple times & he does it on accident too..

usually bc when he's excited he whips his tail around like a puppy. when the affects of the poison is over fades r caught btw . this happened to you. nearly died. u boxed him after.

satan WILL whip you with his tail! and hes the worst out of the bunch, bc he uses EVERYTHING he has.

horns? stabbing you. tail? beating you. teeth? heading your way. legs? kicking you. he just does everything, and magic too if hes really that angry .

lucifer engages in the playfight/regular fighting on the regular too yes yes sigh sigh ur not fooling me mr morningstar

i dont think lucifer uses his fists or feet like the others per say,, i think he headbutts and uses his horns . that, or he'll stand there and beat you with his wings. he doesnt physically fight his siblings that much (intimidation) n hes usually playing defense BUT hes not completly exempt.. he still does it just not as much.

no bc lucifer is pribably so hardheaded... a headbutt from him could cause concussions. do not provoke. will die.

anyways,,, the brothers r idiots who cannot solve conflict w words & think violence is the end all be all. as most siblings do.

[leonasheavilyindentedbed]

was thinking abt this all night & wrote it up despite knowing i had school in the morning. guys i went to bed at 1 something and woke up at 4. but anyways, i was thinking abt satans birthday & the fall

same day lilith died right? So obviously evb is gonna be miserable sad and depressed. But it’s still satans birthday, and they still wanna show up for their little brother. So, they celebrate best they can, but its not like satans dumb. He knows what his brothers r thinking about, and it only isolates him more. The brothers arent dumb either, they know this. So I think they combat it by not only celebrating his creation—but sharing small stories and what not from the celestial realm throughout the day, trying their best to involve him in a time he was never truly there for.

Mammon would tell him about all the times Raphael would chase him and Asmo down over whatever mischief they were getting into, said Satan wouldve been great to have as a distraction. Satan doubts itd actually work, though.

Levi would recount his days as a general in the celestial realms army,,but of course,,,,he prefers hells navy far more… and Satan wouldve been nice to talk to after things between the devildom and the celestial realm mellowed out—he’s pretty nice to talk to after all.

Asmo would tell him about his parties, but he says the atmosphere in the devildom is far better for partying compared to the celestial realm. And plus, parties with Satan at them are far more entertaining. Hes capable of being trendy, the angels in the celestial realm are too stiff!

Beel and Belphie would stray closer to telling him about Lilith, it’s not like he had met his sister...or auntie I guess. They’d bring up different stories of her, like the time she tripped Lucifer going down the stairs by accident,, how she would’ve adored a brother/nephew/thing like Satan, they wouldve been a wonderful pair. And of course, how satan wouldve found lilith to be a great addition to his and belphies pranks on lucifer .

And of course theres Lucifer’s turn,, which happens at the very end of the night, when everyone else is asleep. I think it’s at this time that Lucifer would talk to Satan about his creation and whatnot, stories from his infancy/childhood/man child phase/whatever it’s called in his case. he'd be like a proud mother. He’d talk about how he’s proud of how far Satan has come, telling him embarrassing stories of his youth--like how he tried to bite barbatos' finger off--all with uncharacteristic fondness in his eyes.

When Satan had first came, they hadn’t known what to do. Some curse sent down by an overbearing father, thats what Satan had assumed he was. What all of them had assumed he was. But Lucifer would assure him otherwise. That satan was never a curse, but a blessing. That without Satan, their lives in the devildom would never be complete. the night ends with a goodnight, and thats how i think satans birthday usually goes. shouldve probably waited to post this in oct but its whatever, you ppl dont care bc u love mee

[twentifourobeyme]

This was a great read *sobs* who's cutting up the onions here?

[twentifourobeyme]

Belphegor you good for nothing cow you're ruining the moment

[m0rn1ngstar0664]

hiii i love your writing! your blog is such a comfort to me after a long day

humbly requesting an hc list of things MC does that the brothers think is cute…

hiccuping, yawning, stretching. mundane things demons would find adorable watching a human do.

Thanks! I'm really glad to hear that my writing is comforting to read ^^

☁︎⋅ Random/Human Things MC does that the Brothers Find Cute ☁︎⋅

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Featuring: The Demon Bros x MC (separately)

CW: None

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Lucifer:

❀ Lucifer finds a lot of the things that he forgets that humans need to worry about cute, which could range from you snacking late at night while studying to keep up energy or just simply drinking water. Demons naturally need less in order to function, but seeing you drink what he thought was a lot for a human was pretty cute to him.

❀ Asking him for help to touch up your appearance instead of trying yourself or using magic. It's such a simple request, buttoning up something you can't quite reach or wiping your chin clean from dirt. Lucifer really takes the time to admire you, often throwing a quiet compliment to elicit some sort of reaction out of you at the same time. Plus, the fact that you're going to him about your appearance and not anybody else feeds into his pride a little.

Mammon:

❀ Mammon loves watching you stretch and yawn, any clear signs showing that you're tired. That lets him be the one to offer himself as a pillow so he doesn't have to directly ask to cuddle you. Seeing you doze off against his shoulder makes him more protective than ever, seeing the vulnerable look on your face melting his heart.

❀ He enjoys watching you eat a favourite food of yours. He can tell that you're eating to enjoy it fully, not just to fuel yourself up. Of course, anybody regardless of the species can enjoy their favourite food. But Mammon knows you're truly relaxed, eating like a happy human and not one worried about being someone's next meal.

Leviathan:

❀ He likes to watch you sleep. Not in the creepy way he swears, but it always reminds him that humans genuinely need to sleep in order to stay alive and not become delirious. You look so safe around him too, which only makes Levi feel more responsible to keep you comfortable. He'll even mute his game or show to ensure you don't wake up.

❀ It sounds silly, but he likes it when you blink, especially multiple times like if you got dust in your eye or if you're trying to wake up. Levi thinks it's kinda cute. The idea that you have to do this so your sensitive eyes don't get damaged is pretty strange to him, especially since his demonic...ness doesn't require him to blink so much. That would explain why his eyes don't burn as much when staring at a computer screen, they aren't as sensitive compared to yours.

Satan:

❀ Satan likes watching you get spooked or afraid of something, whether it's by a horror movie, a bug, or even a haunted mansion exploration. He finds it ironic that even though you command seven of the strongest rulers to ever exist, you can still get a little jumpscared from well-timed moments.

❀ Seeing you try and grab things out of reach without the use of magic. It's not that Satan likes to see you struggle, but he does find it cute that this was what you had to do before learning any proper magic. He often waits to see if you can bend down far enough or jump high enough to reach what you wanted before grabbing it for you.

Asmodeus:

❀ Whenever you do little checks to see if your appearance still looks good and making sure you don't smell or anything like that. Since humans didn't have as strong sense of smell compared to other species, Asmodeus thinks it's adorable seeing you fret over your appearance when he thinks you look and smell just fine. Enough to gobble you up.

❀ It's not really something you do, but Asmo secretly loves when you're sick and displaying symptoms that are otherwise harmless to demons. This means that he can pamper you for as long as you he wants, showering you with attention the whole time you're out. He also takes the time to brew you tea, soup, or dress you up or do your skincare.

Beelzebub:

❀ Beel thinks it's funny when you worry about small details, like a stain on a shirt or if you guys were staying up too late with RAD the next day. He's naturally carefree most of the time, but he can't deny the fact that he's relieved that you're worried about him and his wellbeing. His mindset is that there will be time the next day to worry about stuff, so he forgets humans often have a higher sense of urgency that comes with a shorter lifespan.

❀ This isn't too much of a surprise but Beelzebub absolutely adores it when you get cold. Seeing you shiver and slowly make your way towards him makes him so happy. He's honoured to be the one to warm you back up with his touch, which is one of the few times he's glad about how much more fragile humans are.

Belphegor:

❀ He secretly likes it when you hang around him if you've been alone for a while. Belphie often grumbles and pretends to be asleep if you're bugging him, but he doesn't want you to leave either. He especially knows what isolation can do to somebody, so he'd never kick you out. Humans are usually social creatures, and Belphie just finds it interesting that you chose a loner like him to spend time with.

❀ Belphie's definitely one of those people that wait for you to yawn so he can stick his finger in your mouth. Being around the Avatar of Sloth means that you are often sleepy and moving lethargically near him too, so you yawn often. Belphegor does find it cute, but he finds it even funnier seeing you get mad at him for doing that almost every time you yawn, which means you have to be quick covering your mouth.

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morrr chubby Luci prettyyy pelaasseee with 6 and a half cherries on top 🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️ i hunger

Are the six cherries the brothers and the half one lillith? Anyway, in this fic I'll talk about getting Lucifer out of his waistcoat which I've assumed is some sort of corset thing to hide his tummy and was maybe also acting previously as a binder but that's just me bashing my transifer and dadbodcifer headcanons together.

Lucifer X Mc

TW: Suggestive but Mc actively avoids sex and Lucifer is so confused

Mc believed they were getting closer with the eldest brother. They liked watching him become more willing to be vulnerable, which he seemed to think meant taking off his clothes for them but Mc had been turning him down to grow their relationship more slowly. They were, however, very curious about what might lie underneath his clothes since his arms didn't match his waist. At first glance they thought Lucifer was just bulky muscle in the arms, but there was nothing to support that he had been working out and after getting a feel of his arms they could tell it was just fat. Mc would love to see Lucifer undressed in a situation where they could appreciate his body.

Mc thought it over as they stared at their bedroom ceiling. It was best to be direct, and Lucifer hasn't been against undressing for them at all. They sighed and decided to just go for it instead of laying in their room to wait for sleep that wasn't coming. They crept along the halls until they finally stood at Lucifer's door. They knocked gently but did not wait for an answer before peering inside. Lucifer was at his desk, as expected even as such a let hour, and glaring at the door until he realised it was just Mc. Mc closed the door before standing right in front of his desk looking their demon up and down.

"Is there something you need, dear lamb?"

Mc recognised that sultry tone indicating how excited he was to see them "Lucifer, would you mind stripping for me?"

Lucifer stood so fast he almost knocked over his chair and started pulling down his tie. Mc almost felt guilty for not explaining fully.

"Not like that."

Lucifer paused and stared at Mc, not knowing why else someone would want him to strip. Usually that is what people want from him, sex, money, and power, but Mc already has money from not having to pay rent since they were kidnapped to stay at the house the first two rounds and power from their other pacts too so why else would they want his clothes off? Lucifer does not understand his human.

"You don't intend on taking photos to sell do you?"

"No, nothing like that nor the activity you are thinking of. I just want a look of you without your waistcoat, I think you might be very cuddle-able."

Lucifer tilted his head to the left "Cuddle-able?"

"Yes, your arms are very soft and warm when you let me hold onto them so why not the rest of you?"

"I see."

Mc reached up and Lucifer put his face in their hand. They had established previously that Lucifer was ok with headpats and Mc would give them out like candy if they got consent for it. Mc placed their other hand on the first button of Lucifer's waistcoat. They waited a moment for him to potentially stop them but he made no move to so they continued on. Mc got down to the final row, finding it cute that Lucifer always left one unbuttoned to perhaps match his brother's messy outfits. They undid the final and Lucifer took in a deep breath like he couldn't breathe well before. Mc stared Lucifer dead in the eyes, they caught the difference in his breathing.

"Lucifer, could you not breathe in this waistcoat?"

Lucifer smiled and dodged the question with a shitty one liner "If I couldn't then I would be holding my breath for a long while Mc."

"I understand it is the fault of my poor wording but should not avoid the question like that. Lucifer, are getting a truly sufficient amount of oxygen in your lungs?"

Lucifer's smile dropped a little, his stupid one liners always worked on Diavolo and Mammon "No."

"Well, I suppose I can't order you to wear it less, but I like when you can breathe. I suppose we can discuss this later, I just want to prove my idea that you're warm and soft."

Lucifer huffed and Mc opened their arms for Lucifer to enter as he wished. Lucifer walked right into their arms and made sure he was the big spoon. Mc let their hands wander his torso. He certainly had a little fat, mostly weighing down in the front. It wasn't at all hard to touch and he was so wonderfully warm, perhaps also from all the layers he wears. Mc released a deep sigh and nuzzled their head into the crook of Lucifer's neck

"Have you confirmed that I am indeed "Cuddle-able" little lamb?"

"Mhm, I don't wanna let go."

"But I should work."

Mc sighed wistfully and tightened their hold "No."

"no?"

"Yeah, no."

Lucifer smirked, enjoying Mc being assertive "and what makes you think you can tell me no?"

"Lucifer, I also came here since it's also eleven pm" Mc moved their face down to his chest and tilted their head up just enough so that he could only see their eyes "I can't sleep alone. You're just so warm, and soft

Lucifer took a direct and critical hit to the heart. Mc's angle made them look so sweet and innocent. Lucifer knew he was being manipulated, manipulated by a mere human and it was working. Mc gripped gently at his sides making him want to cave. Mc started walking backwards without letting go and Lucifer was following like a donkey with a carrot tied to a stick. Mc pushed him into the bed and appreciated the view they got from above. They could see it undeniably that he was chubby all around, but they wouldn't say that in fear he'd try harder to hide it and that would be such a shame. Before Lucifer could have the sense to object for his pride, Mc laid on top of him and smiled. He decided it wasn't all that bad to sleep tonight, He really was soft, in more ways than one.

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An update on this account now that it's been dead for a long time

If it wasn't obvious enough from my lack of posts. I'm not that into Obey Me as I used to last year anymore. I haven't been able to play the game and not to mention grinding became hella difficult with the changes. I had a fun time being here but some things come to an end I guess and I should have said it sooner.

While that is sad, joining this fandom did sparked my phase of drawing tons and improving a lot and now my art for other things look better.

I'll be active in other social medias with different fandoms such as Dream SMP and Boboiboy.

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This is a goodbye from this account.

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[video desc: an animatic of the first 28 seconds of show stopping number from tgwdlm. Professor Hidgens is replaced by Solomon from Obey Me, while Ted is replaced by Belphegor and Emma is replaced by MC Tala. /end desc]

Please tell me how i can make descriptions for videos

So Im making a self indulgent animatic as an inside joke with @twentifourobeyme heeheehe but im gonna share it here too hdndnsnd

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Tala NUUUUUU

[twentifourobeyme]

Was supposed to draw birthday asmo fansrt but my brain can't think of stuff and is somehow drained hshejdkaknsndn