Phaaaaaann

Rachael 16 ct I love youtubers fob p!atd tøp All that fun stuff

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[vulgarswami-deactivated20140719]

[benedictcumberbatchsitsinchairs]

I’m going to lose followers but I don’t give a flying fuck.

I’m sorry you didn’t get your fanwank kiss- whichever kiss it was you wanted.  This show is not about that.  It’s about family- it’s always been about family.  It’s been about Mycroft and Sherlock as much as it has about John and Sherlock from day one when Mycroft started keeping an eye on his little brother’s new friend because he was worried.  It’s about family, and it’s about friends who are as much family as blood.  It’s about two best friends putting their trust and love in each other through thick and thin- a love that is beyond sticking a dick in each other. 

This show is Steven and Mark’s baby.  It was their fanfic, and THEY got to choose how it went, just how you get to choose how yours go.  And they chose a hell of a way for it to go.  They made a smart, complicated, brilliant show even sharper, more thought-provoking, and more heart-rending than they ever did before.  There was nowhere for it to go but here: if it was another season of tricky mystery after tricky mystery we would have bitched that it was boring and the same old thing over and over again.  There’s no pleasing everyone, and they’re smart enough to know that, so they made themselves happy.  Good for them.

I loved this episode.  I loved the complications and the depth and the HUMANITY.  I gasped out loud several times, and jumped up and yelled NO FUCKING WAY several times.  I don’t want it to end, but I can see how it would be difficult to come back. 

I’m happy.  Am I the only one who’s happy?  It’s a bittersweet happy, but it’s there.    Bravo, Sherlock. Bravo.

[werkheiserdev]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

this photo is really important to me

[shypixiegirl-deactivated2013062]

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

[slammersparkles]

[thehollowplaces-blog]

Beautiful.

[nicciole]

Artistic.

[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

i wonder if china has fancy plates called america

[kansama]

[burnhamed]

you wouldnt sexualize this string bean

so why are you sexualizing this string bean ?

# think 

[my-jurisdiction-deactivated2014]

[gnarlymoose]

his laugh is stored in a special place in my heart

[caddy-smashing]

THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMAO

[gekidnappt]

Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

[skingrit]

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

[bigeisamazing]

Teenager 1354: all the townspeople are shitting on themselves and dying

[squidyword]

Teenager 2350BC: yabba dabba do

[nematadashi]

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

tbt to when john cena did gay porn

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[psychomalum-deactivated20160123]

In 2014 someone better take one for the team and date me

[psychomalum-deactivated20160123]

Well that didn’t happen so in 2015 someone better take one for the team and date me

[psychomalum-deactivated20160123]

IN 2016 SOMEONE BETTER TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND DATE ME

[davejade-deactivated20170608]

“found the feminist lol” yeah im not hiding

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.