[kaylahadlington]

Yes I would like this princess castle cake please

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

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September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I’m calling it now 5 years from now when it’s New Year’s Eve before the year 2020 every white person gonna wear those New Years glasses and all make the same joke “haha look I got 20/20 vision”

[valleygirlintelligentsia]

don’t watch sky high with your dad cause every time an adult man comes on screen he’ll say ‘he was on kids in the hall’

[clientsfromhell]

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

[mer-squared-deactivated20200212]

This post gave me a fucking ulcer.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[tope-con-hewwo]

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.

[lindsay-lohannibal]

[tricksofthelight]

[aethenia]

[aethenia]

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

[hymnsofheresy]

one of my father’s hindu colleagues was surprised that my family didn’t make everyone say a christian prayer before we sat down to eat dinner. we were like “….this is your house.” and she laughed and said that her christian friends “make” her pray all the time. like what the fuck. how fucking rude can you be to make the host pray to your god. you are in their fucking house.

[strawbebbynya]

[niamhuncensored]

I say this as a former Christian

Christians will deadass claim to be oppressed but feel comfortable and safe enough to:

Force non-Christians to pray to the Christian God in their own fucking homes

Go door-to-door to proselytize

Call people to proselytize

Take classes to proselytize (my mythology teacher actually dealt with this, and now has to include a warning on the first day of class)

Cross the fucking ocean to proselytize

Openly tell people they think they are going to Hell

Insist that their beliefs should influence the law

Get all pissy if someone says this isn’t a Christian nation, but a beautifully mixed one.

Have radio stations built around their religion

Have movies based on their religion

And fucking everything else

In short, Christian Supremacy needs to be addressed and religious imperialism stopped.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

[binturita]

Splatoon cops

[awed-frog]

Oh and also -

[all-the-fand0mz]

Burrito of shame

[sweeneybird42]

Japan has their shit together. America, take notes.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

Unmute to add 10 years to your life

[riddlerosehearts]

omg in issue 30 of the comics steven can’t figure out why amethyst is sad and nothing seems to cheer her up so he talks to greg about it and he basically explains that sometimes people are just sad and need to be alone for a while and then steven makes amethyst what he calls a “sad-nest”??

and then they hang out together in the sad-nest because she doesn’t actually wanna be alone

and she says that she finally feels better and that it’s because steven didn’t try to make her feel better, but instead just let her be how she needed to be and help her feel like it was okay to be sad and that she didn’t need to hide how she was feeling

it’s so sweet and the relationship between steven and amethyst is so important!!

[unfortunatemainblog]

hi i’m not in this fandom but i find this so so important :  )

[barbara-lazuli]

this is why i love this show

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

russell t. davies went off with doctor who… he was like “okay this is rose and rose’s boyfriend mickey and rose’s other boyfriend the doctor and the doctor’s boyfriend jack.” and we didn’t appreciate him enough