Shut Up and Don't Touch Me.

This is simply a collection of crap that is interesting to me. I live in Houston, and I'm obsessed with everything. FOLLOW ME on Twitter! I say funny things a lot, so. @CarrieSmith

[todayigiveup]

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[mylestanzer]

[octopussoir-]

[realitytvgifs]

[starjumps-blog]

[cheese24k]

[dualchainz-deactivated20150720]

[shwagerr]

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[versaceslut]

[celebrepublic]

[memewhore]

[amvs]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[everythingiswhatevernow]

Why is this funny

[666sex]

[ampervadasz]

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