not a morning person @twicebeforefriday - Tumblr Blog

the prime suspects in this case are gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk darth vader lo pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

heightsofmadness

I can't believe Katie Marovitch was such a bad DM that she made Brennan Lee Mulligan quit Dropout to make shoes for dolls. #drama #hotgoss

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The full set!!!

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

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usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

thatsonemorbidcorvid

Can’t reblog the post going round containing these two screenshots:

So I’ll put my addition here:

This also applies to women who complain about feminism requiring them to work, rather than being ‘ladies of leisure’. Women equivalent to them in the past always worked - who do they think were the maids, housekeepers, cooks, nannies, wet nurses, governesses, washerwomen, spinners, weavers, seamstresses, nurses, midwives, etc - and today’s equivalent of the past’s ladies of leisure can afford to be ladies of leisure now. Feminism fought for women’s work to be acknowledged, valued, and fairly paid, and that fight is still ongoing.

they named the first mate droid smee in leetspeak!!

#skeleton crew #star wars #sm-33

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hope is a skill

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hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

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favourite additions

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tenaciouswritingdragon

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

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It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash

(an instant-classic example of a Tumblr thread where so many people add value!)

pawnshopsouls

So wherever you look, be it near or far,

know Hope can be found wherever you are.

suraelis

From Critical Role C3EP110

MIGHTY NEIN I'VE MISSED YOU SO!

as someone who identifies as ace i find it absolutely hilarious that juno by sabrina carpenter is just on a loop on my head

#as someone who rarely GETS horny #the fact that I’m so fucking hoooorrrnny is just playing in the background #constantly #sabrina carpenter #asexual

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Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

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#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

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the wemther brothers

secondlina

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

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What online world did you frequent most when you were younger? (If applicable)

Toontown Online

Wizard101

Club Penguin

Webkinz

World of Warcraft

Habbo Hotel

Maplestory

Movie Star Planet

Other (feel free to specify in tags)

Voting ended onMay 19, 2024

Out of pure curiosity and fun!

#neopets!!#I was very good at some of the gambling card games you could play

thestuffedalligator

The toadstools grew in a perfect ring the width of a child’s hula hoop.

They were upside down and clinging to the ceiling like stalactites.

“I have concerns,” she said.

“So do I,” they said. “If I step under it, does it count as stepping into a fairy circle? I mean, if a plane flies over a fairy circle it doesn’t count as stepping into it, but do the same rules apply if you’re walking under a fairy circle?”

“Right.”

“Actually, what is the area of effect for a fairy circle? Is it like a sphere that has the same circumference of the circle, so if I just duck underneath it I’ll be fine? Or is it a cylinder? How far up does the cylinder go? Or down, in this case.”

“Right.”

“Some of the many mysteries of the fey we may wonder about forever.”

They continued to stare up at the ring of toadstools. Thoughtful seconds ticked by.

“See, my concerns are mostly about how much moisture you have in your room.”

“Sorry?”

“You have mushrooms growing out of your ceiling.”

“Oh.”

She patted their back with sympathetic pity. “I appreciate that you live in a world of whimsy and delight, and I don’t want to squash that because I love you, but I also really don’t want you to die of black mold.”

“She’s right, you know,” said the goblin sitting upside down in the circle.