bumbled bees

Bella/Jo, She/They, 20s, Queer, Multifandom: critrole, d20, arcane, rwby, overwatch, baldur's gate, aespa brainrot. Read nevermore on webtoon <3

[kingcatnine]

it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

[cartoonrival]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[winterbyn]

oh! you’ve found some isopods! look at them go!

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[genericpuff]

And here comes the trout!

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[realmsalot]

I love these types of posts cause I’m always like “WOW!!! THOSE SUM CRITTERS!!! :)” ya'know

[parentheses-posts]

This post has critters. That’s all.

[carharttlesbian]

thinking with your pussy, or cuntemplating,

[captain-price-unofficially]

[mynameis-snail]

[grandfangarbagechan]

[hollowedskin]

When I used to play widowmaker in overwatch id put some bait in the chat like "why are they called light savers if they don't save any light?"

You'd see a bunch of people stop to type and I could take them out one by one. Easy wins

[kyraneko]

Is this how Vicious Mockery works in D&D?

[rosslynpaladin]

Yes it is.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

[kittygirltitty]

rock & roll

[alexiaroselikethewine]

girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

[st-just]

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

[dressed-in-rain]

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

[alkatyn]

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

[st-just]

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[frishbi]

female gaze fr (commission)

[aicodraws]

GTA 6 cover girl but it's Caitlyn Kiramman

Print available on my store!

[omghotmemes]

Y'all forgetting the OG

[berlynn-wohl]

The above post is not the OG. 

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

[tricerasox]

someone stole our fucking meme! can’t have shit in Cincinnati

[rylandsgrace]

Superman (2025) // The Boys (2019 - )

[kyri45]

It’s about the shared custody✨

Darius my beloved you gotta get in line my boy has been adopted by half of the Boiling Isle by now 💜 (old repost from 2023)

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gosh I wish motorcycles weren’t death machines they look so fun

[dogpuppy]

[kingcatnine]

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

[wintercorrybriea]

[lisdens]

i don't think people have sat down long enough to reflect on how scandalous caitlyn and vi's relationship must be in the eyes of piltover's headlines.

like, what do you mean a dismissed officer of the police force forged the signature of a councilor (also sponsored by said officer's house, mind you) to release an ex-con and start conducting an illegal investigation to catch the progress day's terrorist, who oh! turns out to be the terrorist's long-lost sister. what a coincide right?

what do you mean the terrorist then proceeds to blow up the council and said dismissed officer now becomes decorated officer and threatens to pull out her family's funds if the police force refuses to hire her pookie (an ex-con with no proper training, mind you). what do you mean they fail to do their job and catch the terrorist, but not before dismissing the rest of the strike team to share saliva with said pookie in the sewers.

what do you mean the now commander of piltover decides to betray the alliance with the noxian warlord because *checks notes* the blood-thirsty murderous beast that has killed numerous officers is also pookie's dad and he needs help.

what do you mean they're about to face a literal war against said noxian warlord who teamed up with evil hozier to eliminate the entire population and just now she decides it's the perfect timing to let piltover's terrorist escape because she loves pookie too much and wants to make up to her and oh! they're having sex now. in the prison. while there's war going on.

where is human resources and why aren't they questioning the validity of this horny twenty-something princess' authority.