Shady Drifter @twigs-the-shifter - Tumblr Blog

Happy Halloween from the FACE family !! They all loveee the Scooby Doo movie and no one wanted to be Fred so Arthur had to choose between that or scooby and. he didn't really get a say between those choices actually

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no brother, think of the straßenverkehrsordnung!!!!!!

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bat mosaic at the rijksmuseum you are all i think about 💖

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Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk.

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un-zoondraws

Bird lovers are just kissable 💕

yilwzin

he told u to meet him after school

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thank you to @grumpycorgie for the wonderful image i used for this

nolittlegermanboy

read more for original screenshot

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I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

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Happy Rosh Hashanah again from OP of the shalomander

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thelupuslady

True.

syrupyyyart

fuck you *ponyfies your anime boy*

clarenecessities

they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

hollis-exe

tell them what the prank was, clare

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so for fucking months now we’ve been saying we were going to watch Blade, because i’d never seen it, but somebody was always too tired or too busy, but tonight we decided fuck it, tomorrow’s ciaran’s friday, let’s watch Blade

the first 40 minutes or so pass with many a delighted exclamation. stan lee was credited & i’m told blade was a marvel property, which is news to me. i’m thoroughly enjoying myself. the cop familiar gets the shit beat out of him & tells blade to check the fridge. the wind roars as the scene transition fades to black.

in fades a helicopter. a man with long dark hair on crutches emerges from it. i do not immediately recognize the man, but from the crutches & the hair i immediately go “morbius??”

they assure me he isn’t morbius. i accept that they don’t want to admit he’s morbius for some reason (maybe they just don’t want me to think blade is in the mcu?) as the entirety of michael morbius’s backstory plays out on screen.

i repeatedly ask “okay but this is literally morbius right” and “why are you doing this” as it becomes increasingly clear that we are now, somehow, watching Morbius (2022). everyone continues to insist it’s Blade (1999) until finally i ask “how long were you planning this” and logan says “you wanna know how long” and gives me a screenshot

fucking months of me genuinely wanting to watch the movie Blade (1999) with my friends and they goddamn Blorbius me. I got Blorbiused.

cockybusiness

don’t look at me

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Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut Treats

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“…Animals often share food, but these birds understand that metal rings can be exchanged for treats, and they share the rings with no promise of reward…This sophisticated behavior, which requires an understanding of both currency and the needs of others, has only been described in primates before…”