All Hips and Sass

Basic Central

[kaffemus]

When I’m at work and remember that money can be exchanged for build a bear axolotl :)

[zizicat]

[death-by-lulz]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[patrik-star]

WAIT! It’s been ME spending MY money?

[silvernitraitor-deactivated2022]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

THIS IS THE ACTUAL BEST TIKTOK IVE EVER SEEN NOTHING CAN TOP IT

[positivity-in-pain]

[bastard-poopiepoopoo]

YES >:(

[xxgreendruidessxx]

Some days it’s definitely like that.

[roseticospacebae]

[dailytwitterposts]

[janet-snakeholemacklin]

[habibi243]

This scene caused people to go broke lol

[lightskintgawd]

I’m people

[candiikismet]

Me

[thebelchers]

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[kaijuno]

Fair point

[sophiexteresa]

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

You forgot the T. Rex

[sophiexteresa]

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

[sophiexteresa]

@the-only-useful-lesbian

[misterreus]

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

[inkursion]

@reesuhh

[toastbutteregg]

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine

[zombiebiologist]

so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out

and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted her glass of chardonnay to her ear and swirled it, she baffled the other winery-goers so much that they all instinctively did exactly the same thing. that sort of crowd-think, that you aren’t quite sure what’s right but you’ll be damned if you’re mistaken for the plebian that you are

but watching that was enough for my mom to lose her composure, laugh so hard she cried, and spill the entire glass all over herself, in the process getting kicked out of the winery

so long story short do this at your own risk

[hypat1a]

[fiona-widdershins]

TOP TEN SCHITT’S CREEK DYNAMICS (as voted by my followers):

1. David Rose x Patrick Brewer

Patrick… I’ve never liked a smile as much as I like yours. I’ve never felt as safe as I do when I’m with you. I’ve never known love like I have when we’re together. It’s not been an easy road for me, but knowing that you will always be there for me at the end of it makes everything okay. Patrick Brewer, you are my happy ending.

[thehumming6ird]

In which Thor is oblivious to all the awkward in the room… [x]

[jumpingjacktrash]

broke: thor doesn’t notice the awkward

woke: thor is so strong and cheerful that he believes he can just steamroller over all the awkward and make it go away

bespoke: thor is perfectly aware of the awkward and very much enjoying it

[asymbina]

You can’t convince me that Thor isn’t perfectly aware of the awkward

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Thor milking this moment for all the Awkward he can get out of it because he’s that extra is a Good Take

[asymbina]

People constantly think that Thor is kinda clueless, but he always knows what he’s doing

[sol1056]

anyone who thinks Thor isn’t fully aware of exactly what he’s doing is someone who’s never been an elder sibling out to absolutely mortify a younger sibling and knowing exactly how to go about doing it to best and greatest effect

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”