Twilight Collection

[bellaskhakis]

jessica stanley @ bella swan in new moon:

[railmerosalie]

[jesswhitlock]

Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

[queer-coded-camaro-driver]

I desperately want to write a sitcom about the Cullens and the Pointe du Loc-de Lioncourts moving in next to each other.

The individual vampire lore for either group remains the same and the stark difference between their literary origins is never once directly addressed.

The Interview family only come out at night and the Cullens never sleep. Louis and Carlisle go hunting together for animal blood while Lestat and Claudia zip up to Canada for snacks. Esme offers to do their interior design and doesn't mention the coffins. Claudia is not registered at the Cullens' high school and nobody says shit. There's a blue tint over every interior shot of the Cullen residence that is conspicuously absent from the Interview household.

I shall call it "This Neighborhood Sucks".

[tapedeckheart]

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

In honor of Heidi Klum’s amazing Halloween costume…

[softjaspers]

I was wrong edward isn’t a tiktok e-boy he’s doesn’t have the strength for that. He posts videos about his snails who live in a fishbowl with moss because it’s the only pet he can’t eat while also occasionally making existential TikToks and r/AmITheAsshole posts about Rosalie.

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

[twilightofficial]

Edward in Alaska laying under a pile of snow thinking about the wretched human girl who just moved to Forks whose blood smells so good he almost massacred an entire classroom: I’m a monster

The one text he receives from Emmett the whole week:

[cullen-collective]

If vampires revealed themselves to the world I know for a FACT that there would be some park ranger with zero fucks to give wandering up to Edward post-hunt like

"excuse me sir, I just saw you obliterate a grey wolf, and those are endangered, sooooooo... here's your citation, you can pay the fine at the link on the bottom"

and meanwhile Edward is standing there like

[the-golden-onion]

what’s more unsettling - a wolf crying “a tear the size of a baseball” or edward calling jacob “son” ??

the answer is both. smeyer what the actual fuck

[dowsing-umbrella]

Lucifer: I am a Butcher Bacterium!

Matthew: Say you're an antibiotic!

Dream *dying on the floor*: what the fuck is an antibiotic?

[twilightofficial]

Edward at his wedding overhearing his wife tell the guy who’s in love with her that she’s fully prepared to die for Edwards dick on their honeymoon

[railmerosalie]

How eclipse went down in the book

[littlespidermonkey]

So obsessed with the version of Twilight I made up in my head and and am constantly disappointed when the actual series isn't that

[bellasnokia]

Jasper’s thoughts every time Bella endangers the Cullen family

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

She’s a 8 but she runs a Twilight shitpost account