Rebel Queen

[miamitu]

smooth

baKUGOU NO

[justsomeantifas]

lol

[republicansareahategroup]

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Prussia: Hey, Matt, hold on a sec.

Canada: Oh, okay–

*Prussia gets down on one knee and produces a ringpop.* 

Prussia: Will you–

Canada: *Laughing* YES! Yes of course!! You idiot, give me that! Of course!! I love you I–….

Canada: Is this… a sour ringpop? 

Prussia: Yea-

Canada: Go to hell.  

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Matthew: WHAT have you done?!

Gilbert: Do you mean like now? Within the past 24 hours? Or like… in the whole course of my life? 

Matthew: GIL!!

Gilbert:-Cause, in the interest of time, I’d like to stick with now-

[twilightmckee]

MOOSE AND MOUSE

America: I shot a moose!

Scotland: You shot a mouse? You don't shoot a mouse, you'd blast a hole in the floor you gun loving maniac!

-Later-

Scotland: Canada? What is that?

Canada: Oh, that's a moose.

Scotland: If that's a Canadian mouse, I don't want to see one of your rats!

[hetaliatxtpostz]

*The nations are looking through a list of their inventions and arguing.*

America: But electricity.

France: Cinema.

America: But! Electricity! 

Germany: You can’t get to the cinema without a car.

America: Hey, I perfected the ca– 

Canada: Wait… England invented the lawnmower?

Canada: England invented fucking lawn culture. 

Canada: Why am I not surprised? 

*Indeed said by @maplemadame 

[twilightmckee]

GREAT FENCE OF CHINA

France: I'll give you two points if you can tell me the longest fence in the world.

America: The Great Fence of China.

Canada: It's to keep people off the Great Wall

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Canada: You do know that just “killing everyone” is not an actual plan, right?

Russia: Of course, I am not an idiot. 

Russia *Texting Prussia and America*: I have just received some unfortunate news in regards to our plan.

[hetaliatxtpostz]

America: So.. I was reading about how alcoholics can be found in like, everyone’s lives. It’s a common issue, ya know

Canada: Oh yeah, I bet we can even name some people in this room.

…….

England: Why are all of you looking at me?! 

Prussia: And me! What are you trying to say?

England: What the hell?

Prussia: Hey, do you want to go to the pub after this? Talk about this bullshit?

England: Yes. Actually. I do. 

[hetaliatxtpostz]

Alfred: Easter egg hunt!! Woo!!

*Alfred and Matthew both run around looking for Easter Eggs. They find nothing,*

Matthew:… you guys did actually get Easter Eggs right?

Arthur *Sipping Tea*: Of course. 

Alfred: Where… are they?

Francis: We hid them. That is the point.

Matthew:… but… 

Arthur: Good luck. 

[twilightmckee]

Ivan: [cutting cake]

Alfred: [to Matthew and Arthur] He's cutting equally sized pieces because of communism.

Alfred: [calling out] Is that right, Ivan? Because of the communism in your country?

Ivan: Or I'm just cutting cake.

[hetaliatxtpostz]

*Arthur creates a no-swear rule in the FACE household.*

Arthur: Papa is going to be late tonight…

Alfred: Oh is he, aw, heckin’, dad.

Matthew: Golly.

Alfred: Shucks. 

Matthew: Gee wizz. 

Arthur:… You have no respect. 

[keltii-tea]

Not my problem!

[hetalia-club]

What does it mean to be "Aggressively Canadian"?

[twilightmckee]

England, talking to France: some-

America: *breaks down door* -BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Canada: *breaks through window* THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

France: *punches england in the nuts* I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

England, wheezing: I hate this family

[hetalia-club]

[callmehass]