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"What are you?" I'm a wolf... duh 

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Stiles: Okay, Donovan. I don't have a lot of time. I need your full, signed confession. We have four minutes. We can do this.

Donovan: But I'm not guilty.

Stiles: [Slams his hands on the table and leans in] Listen to me, Donovan. We can do this, son!

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Deucalion:  Hell is going to seem like a day at the spa by the time we're through with these kids, wouldn't you say?

Theo: You had me at “Hell”

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Stiles: Punch me in the face.


Derek: Punch you?


Stiles: Yes. Punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?


Derek: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

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Stiles: Have I ever lied to you?


Sheriff: …

Stiles: …I mean, in this room?

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Sheriff: Where are you going? Stiles: to either get ice cream 
Stiles: or commit a felony. 
Sheriff: 
Stiles: I’ll decide in the car

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Stiles:  I'm going to tell you something deep and dark and personal. Ready? Okay. I killed someone.

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Liam: You're supposed to be dead!

Theo: Am I not?

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Theo: You are without doubt the worst alfa I've ever heard of.

Scott: But you have heard of me.

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Stiles: Where's Lydia?

Peter: She's safe, just like I promised. She's in the hospital, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Lydia, who is in fact, a woman.

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Theo: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. [points to Kira] One of you succeeded.

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Stiles: You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?

Scott:No.

Stiles: Good. 'Cause that would be awkward.

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Scott: So what, all of this never keeps you up at night? [Stiles shakes his head] Never. You're never afraid?

Stiles: [shakes head again] No, not really. [Scott reaches under Stiles’s bed, pulls out a bate] That's not fear. That is precaution.

Scott: Alright, whatever. I'm too tired to argue.

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Stiles:  You're scared. It's okay, I understand. See, when I was your age, I saw something real bad happen to my mom and I was scared, too. I didn't feel like talking, just like you. But see, my mom — I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that every day. And I do my best to be brave. And maybe your dad... wants you to be brave, too.

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*Looks at the Darach*

Stiles: Ya' know she could be faking.

Scott: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a bate?

[Stiles nods]

Scott: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

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“Allison Argent — 

I was alive. I burned brightly. And then I died, but not really.

Because someone like me cannot, will not, die like everyone else. 

I linger like the legends of Beacon Hills. 

I always be here, in the offerings and people I left behind.

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Derek: Say uncle. Oh that's right, I killed my uncle.

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Chris: Where is Isaac? I told him to come so he could get his money.

Allison: I made him an offer he couldn't survive.