[porcyworld]

if I had wings I would attack everyone with them like a goose.

[twinkboobs]

the only way hideo kojima reasonably could have topped death stranding 1 with the sequel would be if he added a jerking off mini-game to sam's private room that utilized the adaptive triggers of the dualsense controller. but he didn't do this. Why? Because he's a coward.

[64mpg]

[twinkboobs]

big glass of cool water might be the most powerful object in the whole universe

[twinkboobs]

it would be really cool to be super rich and be able to move to new zealand for half the year so the seasons would go spring -> summer -> spring -> summer

i would still need to find someone who loves winter the same amount so we could timeshare houses and maybe jobs if we looked enough alike.

[pitbush]

i might get cancelled for this one ngl id deserve it

[twinkboobs]

i wish instead of airplane museums we had gundam museums

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[txttletale]

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

[lamazmorradelandroide]

'Sexy Parodius' SNES (1996)

[deergirlsrituals]

ppl who refer to genitalia as "male" and "female" are part of the problem. under my regime they will be executed

[twinkboobs]

i would actually kill someone to be a tme she/they

[twinkboobs]

crushing their heart on the altar, blood spurting, the whole works

[twinkboobs]

i would actually kill someone to be a tme she/they

[fake-guns-blazing]

isn’t it crazy how “gender neutral” just = more masculine version of the thing. i mean it’s not hard to extrapolate WHY it’s like this but isn’t it crazy

[fake-guns-blazing]

“gender neutral clothing” and it’s just menswear

[twinkboobs]

cooking feels like a lifehack tbh

[twinkboobs]

[twinkboobs]

cooking feels like a lifehack tbh

[teejseventeen]