bitch prince

travis - he/him

[twinktravis]

I'm a fully-realize creation, FUCK!!!

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photographer: @.hyagray on ig

[twinktravis]

"Well, we need to talk, don’t we? Cause you boys... you’ve added quite a bit to your death count, haven’t you?"

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photographer: ron wheeler on Facebook

[twinktravis]

"uhh it's me. Taako. yknow, from TV?"

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photographer: ron wheeler on Facebook

[clawmarks]

Illustration from Alienist and neurologist - 1919 - via Internet Archive

[basiliskfeathers]

selfies from a-kon last weekend ✨ everyone was amazing!! if u see urself/someone u know lmk and I’ll add credit!

taako in the white hat & jester: me

taako with the voidfish: @ribcagebat

leon: @twinktravis

[twinktravis]

loved my green witch look at Scarborough faire

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[heiroic]

When someone asks you what the smallest unit of matter is

[reservoirdogs1992-blog]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

the only option

[sparkpluq]

idk how some people don’t swear, if i can’t say the fuck word every 15 minutes i just will explode

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[saddest-cat-hours]

[blairvvitchproject]

put this in the fucking moma, the louvre, the guggenheim, the whitney, and the motherfucking prado

[badromantics]

I NEVER NOTICED YOU COULD READ THIS WHOLE THING WITH THE BEAT OF THE SONG

[jewisheleven]

sometimes a family isn’t a man and a woman. sometimes a family is two bros chilling in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay.

[agentartorico]

Dave Strider

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[joegran]

dog of song

[vivvav-deactivated20220308]

THE DOG OF WISDOM LIVES

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

android users: this is the galaxy teet-sucker 14 it has an LED display and 605 years of battery life on one charge. it runs on fossil fuels and can actually fuck your wife. its modern innovation at its finest

iphone users: sometimes when i charge my phone the battery percentage goes backwards