No better time to be unemployed, I guess...
And to do what I owe the pleasure of seeing your lovely face?
The same one that has the past few months. Not being dead.
Of course I can leave you alone to wallow.
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No better time to be unemployed, I guess...
And to do what I owe the pleasure of seeing your lovely face?
The same one that has the past few months. Not being dead.
Of course I can leave you alone to wallow.
I thought by now the fighting would be over.
Well, either you’re some kind of weird solid ghost or you’re not actually dead, but either way, you’re related to my wife.
Not actually dead.
Cousins. Though that could probably indicate 85% of the Wizarding population.
I thought by now the fighting would be over.
Are you saying that you’re a member of the Black family?
...Sort of. I'm legally dead. So. Was?
I thought by now the fighting would be over.
Oh I doubt that. I was the filth who bewitched one of their own, so I doubt anyone else would hate me nearly as much.
As I said. Exactly the same. Probably used the same words, even. At the same time.
No better time to be unemployed, I guess...
Clearly not.
I thought by now the fighting would be over.
Eh, it’s okay. I’m used to it, honestly. I’m sure whatever your family had to say about me isn’t any worse than what the Black family has said about me.
Funny that.
It was undoubtedly the same.
I thought by now the fighting would be over.
I’m going to make the assumption that my name didn’t mean anything good.
No. Not really. But if it helps at all, I've found I don't agree with much of what I used to be told.
Everyone's skittish. Always hiding away...
Makes it all more starling when you pop back up. Or more pathetic—as the case likely is.
And this coming from the self-induced hermit? I’d watch that pretty little mouth.
Would be more of an effective insult if my hermitage wasn't for a reason.
And, you know, I'm not one of the ones running around complaining about it regularly. I limit it to Sundays.
I thought by now the fighting would be over.
That makes me a little nervous.
Congratulations. You were a household name.
Everyone's skittish. Always hiding away...
Makes a man like me sad.
Makes it all more starling when you pop back up. Or more pathetic--as the case likely is.
“I face death in the hope that when you meet your match you will be mortal once more.”
Well you don’t look like a vampire.
I think that's the biggest compliment I've received in years.
Well, all the more reason to apply - having someone who is technically dead would do wonders in a department designed to control non-living beings.
I suppose I should amend that...I'm not a vampire either.
Well you’re welcome to apply. Always opening for that department. We don’t tend to keep many in the Beings Department for long for some reason.
I have one problem with filling out forms.
...I'm legally dead.
Now, see you’re the type the Being Department needs. The whole lot are boring - they’d never drop and armoire on one. Me? That’d be the first thing I’d do. Especially if the bugger threw a book at me.
…This may be why I was placed in the Beast Department…
Well I have been considering getting a job...
Would you care donating that to our Beings Department? They could use a challenge. Or I could just send them over and hope for the best.
….An armoire? Really? Did you throw it at it?
They might try to take me instead so if you do--I'd like notice. The house might be technically vacant but it's also technically not.
It was more of a... fall.
A ghoul? Why, those are relatively harmless. Annoying, loud, ugly, yes, but harmless. So long as you dodge the books.
I’m not an expert - you may want to ask someone from the Being Department. Course, I can hold my own against them.
This one's been living with my mother's portrait for quite some time. I don't think its a normal ghoul any more. It has survived an armoire.