"Magnolias do not need poets to exist."

Kristen Elena. The Queen from Queens. My background is a painting called "The Wild Things...”

[woahspace]

IM STILL ALIVE BUT IM BARELY BREATHIN

[sunsuhage]

the most comforting words a father can say

[task-mismanager]

[okay-see-you]

[julshii]

[rawr-rockoutcat]

Why not to ever comment on a girl’s thighs.

[stream]

[animusrox]

[chestervelt]

when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man

[curlsandstems]

I like reassurance. I like attention. I love affection.

[bloodsisters-deactivated2023013]

Literally being a girl feels like nonconsensual performance art

[h0odrich]

[onlyblackgirl]

I can’t believe this is happening. It’s like we’re living in Real Husbands of the White House

[captain-flint]

i didnt believe in the devil until i adopted an 8 week old puppy with razor sharp teeth, non existent attention span and inexhaustible need to parkour off of every surface every half an hour, screaming her fur off at the same time

that being said today i took her to the vet to sign her up and she happened to be the 666th puppy to sign up in that office 

y’all demons are real and i adopted one

[captain-flint]

my puppy, at 10pm: if you even fucking look at me i will stomp you to death with my paws. i dare you to do it. i want you to do it. i want you to do it so I can stomp you with my paws, I’m so fucking crazy 

my puppy, at 10:01: [screams and dropkicks me in the face]

my puppy, at 10:02: 

[6-razy]

[bodytothefifthpower]

911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER.

[dietkiet]

Tonight, we will eat an axe

[drakesfavoritebbw]

[gianluc30]

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

[pglang]

when u start smiling at their texts ure fucked