the good place (mostly queer) head cannons (v.2)
i get bored half way through... might revise in the future but for now...
female / bisexual+poly / she/her / bpd
is a chronic nail biter, and keeps love letters from the few ex’s who ever wrote her one. her first girlfriend was when she was at ASU and they got matching lip tattoos.
trans man / straight / he/him / autistic
creates those eco bricks after watching a documentary on pollution+waste, is v stealth about his transness. and only got diagnosed as autsitic in the rebooted timeline after simone recommended chidi to get an evaluation.
afab trans-neutral+unlabeled / bisexual / they/she / autistic
wears sweat pants when all alone but would never admit that, gets really bad seasonal allergies. (can you tell i didnt have any hcs for tahani)
male / bisexual (pansexual) / he/him
watched lost as it came out and was deeply invested in shipping culture, also watched/rewatched all seasons of sytycd when in the real good place, one of the times him (as a child) and his mom were spending time together jason asked to try on his moms jewelry, and then never took off a necklace she gave him.
unlabeled / gay / he/it
loves the noise of crunchy leaves, and coffee cake. finds anatomy so interesting and takes multiple community college biology classes. loves keychains.
unlabeled / straight / they/she/it
fanny pack lover. believes in bubble gum chapstick supremacy, and has a huge keychain collection in their void. okay side rant i just love janet so much, to be able to see someone who is meant to be the perfect/ideal “object” understand she deserves just as much agency over her own body and labor is just so powerful, just like the very stark difference of her cardboard cut out traditional helper “woman” origins and their future self who takes control over her own expression and identity as a person outside of her traditional role.
male / gay+poly / he/him
SOOO GAY. HE HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON MICHALE, like such a big crush. he wants to deny it but after michale became the good place architect they started getting mexican food on earth afterwards the after life meetings, and they both started getting crushes, lmao.
female / bisexual+aro / she/they
i kind of headcannon her as transfemme but also not much, but she is also so much fun, her and jason would be such good friends. she definitely is an owl lady and has like that one specific owl ice pack, like the rubbermaid pink one.
male / straight / he/it
derek has the biggest golden retriever energy. loves to play card games. and is extremely good at writing haikus for some reason. him and mindy are one of my favorite pairings in the series.
female / bisexual (pansexual)+poly / she/her
male (questioning?) / ace+aro / he/they / autistic
unlabeled / lesbian / she/it
female / bisexual / she/they
brent (after improvement system)
male / (closted) bisexual+poly / he/him
male / gay+poly / he/them/it
eleanor x tahani (not otp just more a silly reboot ship i wish we saw...)
michale x shawn (x trevor) (im really into trio polycules)
brent x john (after the improvement system)