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marveldaily

Steven Grant describing Marc Spector MOON KNIGHT (2022) 1.02 Summon the Suit

#Moon Knight #help I love him

rylandsgrace

Moon Knight episode 1 + text posts

walkieta1kie

He's VENGEANCE

catbishonen

posting this a week early because i’m just too excited

shadowandbonecentral

KAZ BREKKER S01E02 + 👀

#shadow and bone #kaz brekker

shadowandbonecentral

You’re like a wounded spider in my house. You know what my sister and I do to spiders?

requested by @holytrinityisda1

#kaz brekker #yaaaaaaasss #your book kaz is showing

nicola-coughlan

every friend group should have… (insp.)

#shadow and bone #crows #this bunch of human disasters

emmrichvolkaryn

ALINA STARKOV & THE DARKLING Shadow and Bone (S01E05)

#shadow and bone #the cinematography though #their shadows in the background #*chefs fucking kiss*

dearemma

Inej’s dark eyes had glinted. “I may. But I’ll die on my feet with a knife in my hand.”

SHADOW AND BONE We’re All Someone’s Monster

#shadow and bone #inej ghafa #you don't understand I love her

hollowboobtheory

imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice

teaboot

"Hello, how can I help you today? Wonderful, can I get a first and last name? And how would I spell that? Awesome. And would you happen to have an address for this individual? And place of work? Fantastic.

Now, I'm going to give you a number, and I'm going to ask that you send in a photo of your target alongside any additional information you may have- family members, security, combat training, medical conditions, just anything you can think of that might be helpful.

Wonderful, you are all good. All we need now is a piece of government-issued ID, for insurance purposes, and a location for payment pickup. We accept cash, gold, processed uranium, and etransfer.

I'm sorry, we don't take american express.

Good, okay, so it looks like we are all set- when the job is complete, you will be notified VIA discreet codeword that a stranger will whisper to you on a crowded street.

We do not issue receipts, but if you'd like, I can arrange for a specific breed of tropical flower to be sent to your home address. Our associates will be able to validate it should the need arises.

And is that everything you were looking for today? Great! Thank you for coming to us. Have a nice day!"

teaboot

Alternatively,

"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the Pope is a high-status target that is beyond our area of service.

Yes, I- no, I'm sorry, I'm not able to do that for you.

Okay. Okay. Yes, I understand.

Sir, if you're going to use that sort of language, you should know that our HR department does operate in a hands-on capacity.

Wonderful. You take care."

nebulousboundsfloof

They create a perfectly normal call cemter staffed by decidedly amoral college students and paying them at least 4x minimum wage.

hollowboobtheory

hiring manager: you’re not concerned about the ah, services we offer?

a college student who has eaten ramen twice a day for the past year: for $25/hour i’ll pull the trigger myself

talvin-muircastle

Look, the difference between Assassins and Customer Service is that Assassins are paid a lot of money to kill people and Customer Service isn’t being paid nearly enough not to.