TwizzlerJunkie

I just post whatever makes me smile. Follow me if you want. I might follow back :)

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[funnytwittertweets]

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

you ever take off your noise cancelling headphones and sounds are like, sounds, so you put your noise cancelling headphones back on

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I know these tags were a joke but speaking for autistics everywhere, sound has done so much. TOO much. It deserves to be cancelled

[decommercializedfebreeze-deacti]

@catrillion how dare you keep a beautiful pun like that in the tags

[catchymemes]

[beardedmrbean]

Dude save some for us homely guys

[robertdeniro]

who was I before uptown funk

[general-history-reference]

[rhaenyratheecruel]

[hoekage-deactivated20141204]

college???????? living on my own????????? paying taxes??????

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hydro-homies]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣| |      drink         | |    water          | |     bitch          | | ＿＿＿＿＿__| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

*applies mascara to my third eye*

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

This is how Tumblr’s search function works

[ohevoyev]

i miss when ppl straight up lied on here. i’m gonna start doing it again. okay so yesterday i saw hannibal lecter in the target bathroom

[anxietyproblem]

[plasticblisss]

me, all the time: i could just die and not have to do this

[kantstudies]

i wrote half an essay in 20mins today when it’s not even due for another 4 weeks, reblog this to have a productivity lightning bolt strike you like it did me today