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okayyyy listen up people 📣📣📣 everyone can stop calling anyone they hate a narcissist now!! we're all done we're moving on to the next new thing: talking kindly about mentally ill people. alright, thanks for your time. pass the message along.

butt-berry

Diving with Primarina 🤿

tyako89

astralpomelo

Finished a quagsire commission! It's my own pattern that I kinda vibed but i think it looks great! Im super happy with the way it turned out, especially the felt (I suck at felt) this is the first time I've sewn felt fully rather than using hot glur in any capacity but I think it looks super clean and I'm quite proud of the final plushie!

heron-knight

”Hey there, folks—Cave Johnson here. Did you know that ever since our marketing department decided that rainbow capitalism was the way forward, Aperture Science has risen to within the top 25 queer-friendly companies in the country? That’s right, whether it’s wormhole technology or pandering to a target audience, you can always expect nothing but the best from us. But wait—it. gets. better. We crunched the numbers, and guess what? With our new policy of covering costs for any and all gender affirming services for employees, we’re just 350 satisfied patients away from making it to the top ten! Granted… we do only have a total of 234 trans employees here at the moment. Good news though! The lab girls say they’re working on a plan to find 116 more! They’re hard at work on it currently, and I don’t know about you but I can’t wait to see— in the meantime though, they’ve been handing out flag stickers for pride month. Apparently, if you wear them directly on your skin and change them twice a week, that means you’re showing maximum solidarity.”

ripplespate

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

unsound-satyr

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

wonderarium

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

ultramonogyny

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

d1edre

the punklings finally moved in together on my tomodachi island so i turned their house exterior into Alive 2007 teehee

hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

inklett

Some of my favorite miis ive made

a-totally-reasonable-username

@namelessennes

avidreaderffn

@sandstonesunspear

polyamorousmisanthrope

Jesus Tapdancing Christ... THIS is a good welt pocket and the people who designed Simplicity 2895 ought to be blasted well ASHAMED of themselves for the crap way THEY wanted a welt pocket made. *SNARLS*

makereadgrow

This is how I learned to do it and a good example of what you want to see in a short form tutorial: pinning, pressing, seam finishing, good fabric handling.

I would mention that you can make the pocket facing with a small panel of your matching fabric that is visible and the rest in a lighter fabric to reduce bulk. That's a lot of denim layers for comfort.

teaboot

HOT DAMN

gothicprep

one of my classic texts, from the archives

sometiktoksarevalid

letmebegaytodd

i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like “i can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be

letmebegaytodd

just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that

letmebegaytodd

i can’t believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us

letmebegaytodd

now THIS is a concept!

letmebegaytodd

Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole

letmebegaytodd