The Reasons Why...

My mother has a list of reasons why I am single, follow this tumblr and you will see why too.

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Here is a gorgeous David Bowie illustration from the late Robert de Michiell of Entertainment Weekly and the New Yorker. 

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Barilla Pasta's Community Manager.

Barilla's CM before Guido Barilla did an interview.

Then this happened: “We will not be advertising with homosexuals, because we like the traditional family. If the gays do not agree, they can always eat pasta from another manufacturer. Everyone is free to do whatever they want provided it does not annoy others.”

The CM then did this:

But then they issued this:

Which is making the CM scrabble and hoping we will all play along.

Source Giphy

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No seriously don't show up with shit.

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WHEN I HEARD RUMORS ABOUT YAHOO ACQUIRING TUMBLR FOR $1 BILLION: 

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Right now the community managers for AMC and OLTL

Not loving life so much with angry soap fans wanting their stories 4x a week and not 2x a week. 

(Source: giphy.com)

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Waiting for BP...

So it's earth day and I had to take a moment out of my busy Happy Earth Day typing to check again to see what BP is saying/doing and how everyone is reacting...

(Source: giphy.com)

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After the hardest week... it's Party time.

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WHEN FACEBOOK TOOK AWAY THE ADMIN PANEL TO ADVERTISE PROMOTED POSTS: 

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Is Facebook really just bored these days or do they live to make life difficult? 

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HOW EVERY SOCIAL/TECH GIRL FEELS ABOUT PETE CASHMORE: 

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Ya done forgot the gay guys in this one. We love him too and my ovaries are on back order with Amazon.

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Because it's like that y'all.

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Naomi Campbell Taking on Elle's Twitter

This is bound to happen. 

Follow the crazy here: @ELLEmagazine or using the hashtag #AskNaomi.

 Thanks for the heads up Elle. I'll bring the popcorn. 

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How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.

It’s really that simple.

This fucking guy, man. He deserves a medal of awesomeness.

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Asdfghjkl; brb dying from amazement

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Here comes the knowledge bomb. When someone is drunk you don't take advantage of them. Unless it is drawing a penis on their face. That is fine. Just not in sharpie. 

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I did this too... Whoopsie

Remember when my advisor was like, “it’s a bad idea to take advertising and pr and audience research and media planning all at the same time, audrey.” and i was like “nah, i’ll be fine.”

….I’m not fine.

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‘The Client List’ season premiere featured this bizarre, dramatic workout/window-bashing scene … set to Kelly Clarkson’s “Catch My Breath.” 

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Because apparently calling AAA wasn't an option in the town where J-Love plays J-Hoe. SMDH And somewhere the SMASH writers are saying how the O*&^RU did this get renewed? 

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Waiting to get 100K Likes

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That time they announced a Veronica Mars Movie

I now understand Taylor Swift more because this was my journey to acceptance of the awesomeness of Marshmallows.

To the haters on my FB Timeline and Twitter - 

Cause B00M

So raise your hands and praise be! 

VERONICA MARS IS BACK BITCHES. Too. Many. Feels. 

Shout out to my new favorite tumblr: Veronicamarsgifs. 

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When someone says they don't care about Veronica Mars