yooo the names two-bit🤙 saw my friends making accounts on here so fuck it ask me anything while i fuck around with them
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@two-bit-mattheewz
yooo the names two-bit🤙 saw my friends making accounts on here so fuck it ask me anything while i fuck around with them
bet ya didn’t get darrel to keep that money, did ya? -@the-johnny-cakes
i’m workin’ on it. can’t rush an art man.
right, of course. good luck with that
thanks!
bet ya didn’t get darrel to keep that money, did ya? -@the-johnny-cakes
i’m workin’ on it. can’t rush an art man.
woah. brother. is that you?
I’ve been searching far and wide
woah are you my clone?
…why are you white?
*ears turn red* you’re not?
*thinks* (wait…does he even like Mickey Mouse? Is he my evil twin..)
nahhh don’t even play wit me rn mickey is my dogggg you ever play kingdom hearts? fire game
woah. brother. is that you?
I’ve been searching far and wide
woah are you my clone?
…why are you white?
Hey, Two-Bit! Where’ve you been lately? ~ @theyoungestofthethree
can’t say i’ve been terrible. heard cherry had those twins the other night but i haven’t come by yet to see em. i dunno maybe i’m a little scared i’ll drop them
aight i’m back who’s lookin’ for the lore update⁉️
hey two bit, whatcha been up to?
not much. did a little sidequest and i’ve got some cash on me. gotta go make my rounds with he gang and spread the wealth at some point but since i got back i got a six-pack of beer and haven’t left my room for nothing.
right. do i wanna know where ya got this money? (mostly joking)
it’s a long story. promise it ain’t drug money though!👍
got time for a story if ya want to share. i believe ya though, don’t worry
i figure he ain’t got much of a choice since there’s gonna be two babies in the house soon
ain’t that the truth. gonna be interestin’ for sure
it oughta be. i ain’t been around babies since my sister was born
i ain't ever, really. or least not in the same house where i live
the best kind are always the ones that ain’t your responsibility. you can always just give em back to their parents when they get fussy
yoooo superman left you some cash in your room. y’know, for things that warrant you needing cash. ended up doing someone a huge favor recently and redistributing the wealth really just means giving most of it to the guy i know who’s gonna spend it right.
— @two-bit-mattheewz
No, c’mon. We both know I ain’t takin’ that. What on earth did you do to get cash, anyway?
just did a favor for somebody. it ain’t drug money, swear it!! consider it payback for my fatass emptying your fridge whenever im over there. plus with the babies coming i figure it’ll come in handy
aight i’m back who’s lookin’ for the lore update⁉️
hey two bit, whatcha been up to?
not much. did a little sidequest and i’ve got some cash on me. gotta go make my rounds with he gang and spread the wealth at some point but since i got back i got a six-pack of beer and haven’t left my room for nothing.
right. do i wanna know where ya got this money? (mostly joking)
it’s a long story. promise it ain’t drug money though!👍
got time for a story if ya want to share. i believe ya though, don’t worry
i figure he ain’t got much of a choice since there’s gonna be two babies in the house soon
ain’t that the truth. gonna be interestin’ for sure
it oughta be. i ain’t been around babies since my sister was born
aight i’m back who’s lookin’ for the lore update⁉️
hey two bit, whatcha been up to?
not much. did a little sidequest and i’ve got some cash on me. gotta go make my rounds with he gang and spread the wealth at some point but since i got back i got a six-pack of beer and haven’t left my room for nothing.
right. do i wanna know where ya got this money? (mostly joking)
it’s a long story. promise it ain’t drug money though!👍
got time for a story if ya want to share. i believe ya though, don’t worry
i figure he ain’t got much of a choice since there’s gonna be two babies in the house soon
aight i’m back who’s lookin’ for the lore update⁉️
hey two bit, whatcha been up to?
not much. did a little sidequest and i’ve got some cash on me. gotta go make my rounds with he gang and spread the wealth at some point but since i got back i got a six-pack of beer and haven’t left my room for nothing.
right. do i wanna know where ya got this money? (mostly joking)
it’s a long story. promise it ain’t drug money though!👍
aight i’m back who’s lookin’ for the lore update⁉️
hey two bit, whatcha been up to?
not much. did a little sidequest and i’ve got some cash on me. gotta go make my rounds with he gang and spread the wealth at some point but since i got back i got a six-pack of beer and haven’t left my room for nothing.
aight i’m back who’s lookin’ for the lore update⁉️
Hey, Two-Bit! How are you doin’? ~ @theyoungestofthethree
honest to god pone my gut reaction to that question is to say i’m doing your mom. but i can’t SAY that to you.
honestly? i’ve been alright. i was tellin’ johnnycakes before cakes earlier how i’m still on my same bullshit. promise the new year did not bring about a new two-bit.
(half-disturbed, half-smug) Nope, ya really can’t. Even if she were still here, she’d give ya hell for sayin’ that.
That’s okay. I guess chain smokin’ didn’t work out?
i haven’t had a drink in… two weeks? shit i dunno. the worst of it is over but even then i still feel antsy without a six-pack by my side.
Nice goin’, that’s no joke. I get that a little bit. I finally quit smokin’ pretty recently, and then I got jumped, and all I wanted after was a damn cigarette. Fightin’ against it’s a bitch
not fightin’ much. i just keep sleepin’ through the urges. i haven’t been comin’ around your place much since i figure ill open your fridge and cave in seconds. real proud of you for not smokin’ though. that’s real great.
wait so who jumped you?
Not a bad plan. If ya want, I can ask Darry not to pick up any booze for a bit. We miss havin’ ya around, and it ain’t a big deal to ask the gang to drink somewhere else.
Just some of the guys who used to bum around with Bob. Guess they’re still bitter. It’s no big deal
i couldn’t ask that of yall. the people going in and out of that house have more reasons to drink than i do not to.
over robert? really? in the big 26? they’re a little wild for that but alright. they’ll be dealt with
… That might just be the dumbest thing you’ve ever said (🙄) Ask any one of the gang, they’ll all say they’d rather see ya than drink in our dingy livin’ room
NO. Don’t go startin’ shit about this. Just let it die out
well they’re just sayin’ that i bet. besides, i couldn’t deprive yall of one of life greatest pleasures just cause’ i ain’t got self control.
i ain’t startin’ nothing that ain’t been there our whole lives. promise i won’t hit first?
Got any funny memories with the gang?
yeahhh theres this game we play sometimes called “who slapped anthony” where one of us sits in a chair with our back turned and we all take random turns slapping the back of that persons head and the person had to guess each time who slapped them and if they guess right whoever slapped them has to sit in the chair. THE funniest game ever.
Hey, Two-Bit! How are you doin’? ~ @theyoungestofthethree
honest to god pone my gut reaction to that question is to say i’m doing your mom. but i can’t SAY that to you.
honestly? i’ve been alright. i was tellin’ johnnycakes before cakes earlier how i’m still on my same bullshit. promise the new year did not bring about a new two-bit.
(half-disturbed, half-smug) Nope, ya really can’t. Even if she were still here, she’d give ya hell for sayin’ that.
That’s okay. I guess chain smokin’ didn’t work out?
i haven’t had a drink in… two weeks? shit i dunno. the worst of it is over but even then i still feel antsy without a six-pack by my side.
Nice goin’, that’s no joke. I get that a little bit. I finally quit smokin’ pretty recently, and then I got jumped, and all I wanted after was a damn cigarette. Fightin’ against it’s a bitch
not fightin’ much. i just keep sleepin’ through the urges. i haven’t been comin’ around your place much since i figure ill open your fridge and cave in seconds. real proud of you for not smokin’ though. that’s real great.
wait so who jumped you?
Not a bad plan. If ya want, I can ask Darry not to pick up any booze for a bit. We miss havin’ ya around, and it ain’t a big deal to ask the gang to drink somewhere else.
Just some of the guys who used to bum around with Bob. Guess they’re still bitter. It’s no big deal
i couldn’t ask that of yall. the people going in and out of that house have more reasons to drink than i do not to.
over robert? really? in the big 26? they’re a little wild for that but alright. they’ll be dealt with
Hey, Two-Bit! How are you doin’? ~ @theyoungestofthethree
honest to god pone my gut reaction to that question is to say i’m doing your mom. but i can’t SAY that to you.
honestly? i’ve been alright. i was tellin’ johnnycakes before cakes earlier how i’m still on my same bullshit. promise the new year did not bring about a new two-bit.
(half-disturbed, half-smug) Nope, ya really can’t. Even if she were still here, she’d give ya hell for sayin’ that.
That’s okay. I guess chain smokin’ didn’t work out?
i haven’t had a drink in… two weeks? shit i dunno. the worst of it is over but even then i still feel antsy without a six-pack by my side.
Nice goin’, that’s no joke. I get that a little bit. I finally quit smokin’ pretty recently, and then I got jumped, and all I wanted after was a damn cigarette. Fightin’ against it’s a bitch
not fightin’ much. i just keep sleepin’ through the urges. i haven’t been comin’ around your place much since i figure ill open your fridge and cave in seconds. real proud of you for not smokin’ though. that’s real great.
wait so who jumped you?